We need to talk about Prince Harry, aged 40 and a half. No, wait — come back! I know you’re sick of hearing about him, especially after his recent 30-minute TV tantrum in which he emerged as a professional victim and indeed a bit of a tit.
But do you think I am here to stick the boot in? To kick an assistant jam maker when he’s down? Not so, reader. I am here with good news. I come to say that all is not lost for the King’s second son. Because — rejoice, rejoice! — Harry does not yet pronounce “status” as if it rhymes with “flatus”.
What? You don’t think this is a cause for celebration? I couldn’t disagree more. For months now,