🚨EMERGENCY VIDEO: MEGHAN MARKLE TO STAR IN HOLLYWOOD MOVIE – IN A FRESH SPLIT FROM PRINCE HARRY

🚨EMERGENCY VIDEO: MEGHAN MARKLE TO STAR IN HOLLYWOOD MOVIE – IN A FRESH SPLIT FROM PRINCE HARRY

Emergency video and breaking news. Meghan Markle has sensationally returned to the world of acting, starring in a movie called Close Personal Friends. Now, she’s been on set at Amazon MGM Studios. They are massive and they’ve got deep, deep pockets. The owner of Amazon, of course, Jeff Bezos, a billionaire and at regular intervals, the richest man in the world. So, they’ve got unlimited money and they have splashed the cash on a starring role for Meghan Markle in a movie called Close Personal Friends. Now, the set is in Pasadena, Los Angeles, which is not a huge distance from Megan’s home in Monteito. And the project is said to feature a starry ensemble. This, by the way, is a fabulous Sun newspaper exclusive. They report that Megan will be starring alongside Lily Collins, Brie Larson, Jack Quaid, who’s the son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid, and the British actor Henry Golding. Now, this is a great ensemble, right? And Megan is going to be very uncomfortable surrounded by these proper, highly skilled actors. Acting is not a great skill of Megan’s, but she is a household name, which is likely why Amazon Studios have decided to put her in this film. So, insiders claim that the Duchess has been inundated with offers since stepping away from acting eight years ago. Now, you’ve got to take this kind of remark with a pinch of salt. Insiders, when you hear that, you should be triggered. It’s a red flag. What that means is that equates to the Sussex’s public relations machine. So, it’s basically Harry and Megan feeding the press with this line that Megan has been inundated with offers. Well, I’m so sorry, but I beg to differ because yes, Mele, Meghan Markle might be quite well known as a public figure, but I don’t think Meil Street or Julia Roberts or Kate Blanchett or Dame Judy Dench are looking over their shoulders anytime soon, worrying that Megan Markle, my husband, is going to come along and threaten their acting careers. I don’t think so. Anyhow, the awful recycled diarrhea from the Sussex PR machine continues with insiders brackets Megan claiming the duchess has been inundated with offers since stepping away from acting 8 years ago to marry into the royal family. This is the first opportunity that truly matched her instincts is what we’re being told. Prince Harry is described as fully supportive of the move. Well, take that with a pinch of salt because when Harry supports something, the guy’s got no choice, right? That’s not a marriage. That is a hostage situation. Harry does what he’s told. Don’t forget, the only time we ever see Harry now is when she puts him on social media in one of her Instagram videos, which by the way, he hates. Or when he has to appear on her Netflix show with Love Megan with a bucks fizz going, “Well done, my love. You’re such an amazing person.” He literally he has to pay respect to his own wife on her own TV show. That is her level of narcissism. And now she’s back into the bosom of Hollywood with delusions about becoming a major major star. So it’s a massive massive story. A studio source at Amazon Studios who are enormous and have unlimited cash. This source told the Sun newspaper, “This is a massive moment for Megan and signifies a return to doing what she truly loves.” I’m very confused because I thought she loved philanthropy and charity work and being a fabulous good human being. I thought she loved being a member of the royal family and receiving bouquets of flowers and opening opening hospital wings. I thought that she liked being a TV host and an expert on cookery and homeware with the series would love Megan. I thought she loved being a dropper of drop dropper of truth bombs in the Netflix documentary series Harry and Megan. I thought she was an entrepreneur now and a podcast host. I’m so confused. The truth is that Megan is a serial failure and everything she touches turns to mud which is why she has gone back to acting. What it tells you is the as ever business brand which barely has any products available on the website. There’s basically a bit of jam and some teaags. So I don’t think that any of the world’s great entrepreneurs are looking over their shoulder either at Megan Markle’s business plan. But she’s accepted now that she needs the money and that her career is absolutely in the toilet and that Netflix deal. Don’t talk to me about that Netflix deal. That’s fake news. That is a non deal. That is a first look. Which is basically Netflix saying we’ll pay you a little bit of money as a retainer and if you have a terrible idea for a TV show, you come to us first and we’ll say no. That is that is the contract. The only reason why Netflix has stayed in the game with Harry and Megan is because they as the Mark Dolan show are anticipating that the couple will divorce and Netflix want to be close to Megan so they can have the exclusive and they can have Megan My Story which will be a 10-p part awful documentary about her and her terrible life being married to Harry. So, we’re told from the PR machine that have spoken to the Sun newspaper. By the way, this is, you know, okay, it’s a great exclusive from the Sun. Basically, Megan has reached out to the Sun, right? Megan’s people have given the son this story because all the quotes are so incredibly slavishly positive about Megan. And no journalist were their salt. No journalist in their right mind would ever be positive about Meghan Markle, who is a vile duplicitist, narcissist, duplicitius. She’s just a piece of work. So there’s no way that a journalist with any critical judgment could be positive about Meghan Markle, who has disowned her own father, even though he spent half a million dollars educating her in an elite education, treating her like a princess from day one of her life. And even though she’s dumped her ex-husband, close friends like Pierce Morgan, who helped her in the UK when she wanted to be a star in this country, she dumps everyone. She’s done it to poor old Jessica Mol Rooney, her so-called best friend. And soon she’ll dump Harry. But the bottom line is that she’s desperate now. She needs a solid thing and she can go back to the acting. So, we’re told, and here’s the quote, speaking to the son. This is a massive moment for Megan and signifies a return to doing what she truly loves, brackets apart from failed businesses, charity ventures that all go horribly wrong, and a flop Netflix lifestyle show. Uh, they go on to say she’s had a flood of approaches, but this one felt right. It’s her way of carefully dipping a toe back into the water to see how it feels to be on set again. Everyone involved is excited and sworn to secrecy about her role. Well, the secrecyy’s not gone very well, has it? Because it’s out there. The reason it’s not a secret is because you, Meghan Markle, have given this story to the press alongside some rather sickopantic obsequious quotes. What does sympatheantic mean? And what does obsequious mean? I’ll have to look it up in the dictionary later. So, this is a big story. They say Harry, of course, is backing her all the way. What choice does he have? He is her slave now. He’s not her husband. Harry is the spare in his own marriage. He’s not a free man. He’s henpecked. And she calls the shots. It’s her house in her country, in her home state, her kids, her Netflix deal, and now her acting career. What choice does Harry have? Now, Megan has previously addressed whether she misses the craft. I mean, craft is a big word if you’ve watched Megan’s performance in Suits. I’ve seen better performances from a tree, folks. A dead tree. Um, Megan has previously addressed whether she misses the craft. In a recent conversation, she admitted she sometimes pines for the camaraderie of a production, saying that being back around a crew reminded her how much she loved the day-to-day world of being on a set. Well, that’s not great, is it? for the other actors. I feel very sorry for the producers and director of this new movie because what they’re going to become is more members of the Sussex Survivors Club, which is the nickname given to the unfortunate souls who have had to work for Harry and Megan over the last 5 years, and deal with Megan’s weird 5 a.m. emails, to which she expects an instant response. Now, before royal life, the duchess, which I resent calling her the duchess, but unfortunately technically she is at the moment until we get King William, who strips Harry and Megan of their titles, but for now, Megan is the Duchess, and she played Rachel Zayn across seven seasons of Suits from 2011 to 2019. She had parts in films such as Remember Me and Horrible Bosses. Well, that’s ironic because she’s known to be a horrible boss herself. Why else would she get through staff members more quickly than James Cordon gets through Crispy Cream Donuts? Answer me that she left Suits in 2018 over ahead of her marriage to Prince Harry and the couple’s moved to Britain. It’s my understanding she was on somewhere around $50,000 per episode in suits. So, this film is called Close Personal Friends. It’s in active production now at Amazon MGM Studios, who are huge. They own the James Bond franchise. Maybe Megan’s got her eye eventually on being a Bond girl. Or maybe because she’s got such a big ego, she probably thinks she can be James Bond. Didn’t you know I’m not Megan Markle anymore? I’m James Bond. I’m actually Jane Bond, James’s braver sister. uh the movie that she’s going to be appearing in, Close Personal Friends, which I guarantee is an immediate onestar flop if she’s got anything to do with it, directed by Jason Orley, who is going to need therapy after working with Meghan Markle. The poor bloke will have PTSD. I don’t know if you’ve seen that footage of those unfortunate poor soldiers from the First World War. Uh when they get back to like the sanatorium or the hospital back in England and they keep thinking that they’re hearing bangs and they jump under the table. It’s very it’s tragic actually. It’s very tragic the PTSD that those war heroes had in the first and second world war. Well, this director Jason Oley will be living under a desk for the rest of his life. He’ll just have to hear Megan’s voice going, “My husband and” and he’ll just completely freak out. So, he’s a brave man. And by the way, that’s his career over directing Meghan Markle. Just like she’s destroyed the career of the 80 people that work on With Love Megan, the Netflix show that was watched by very few people except furious journalists like me, because I watched it so you didn’t have to. I have to tell you that I was halfway through reviewing season two. Uh, well, I gave up. I just gave up. I may return to it at some point when the royal news stops coming. Anyhow, so this is going to be a it’s the film is based around it’s a screenplay built around two couples, one famous and one not. And it’s my understanding that Megan is playing a version of herself. But who is Meghan Markle? What is the motivation of that character? Because we don’t know who the real Meghan Markle is. Prince Harry doesn’t know who the real Meghan Markle is. Meghan Markle doesn’t know who the real Meghan Markle is. And here’s the other problem. Megan is viciously competitive as we saw in her terrible treatment of Princess Katherine of whom she’s so jealous especially because when they were at Frogmore, Katherine was in a bigger house and she suddenly realized that William was going to be king. Katherine was going to be queen and she was going to just remain rubbish old Duchess of Sussex. She didn’t like that one bit. She was not going to play second fiddle to Katherine, which is why she made Katherine’s life a misery and tortured her. and then escaped to the United States. And now there’s going to be another terrible battle and it’s going to be between Meghan Markle and the star of this movie whose name is Lily Collins who is a ginormous talent. She’s funny, she’s clever, she’s beautiful. She was in a movie called Mirror Mirror. She played Snow White in this fantasy comedy remake of the classic Tale opposite Julia Roberts. It was a great movie. She was great in it. She was in a movie called The Mortal Instruments, City of Bones, right? Very, very powerful young adult fantasy movie. And then, of course, do not forget lots of great movies that she was in, but she was in Emily in Paris, which is an ongoing show. Uh, she stars as Emily Cooper, an American marketing executive who moves to Paris, a massive, massive streaming hit. And here’s the problem. Lily Collins is a powerfully talented actress, incredibly beautiful, gifted, and her father is none other than Phil Collins, who’s one of the most successful recording artists of all time. Did you know that? Did you know I’m not Megan Markle anymore? No, no, no. Um, Phil Collins is one of a handful of artists that’s sold 100 million records solo and another 100 million records as in a band. And he sold 100 million records with Genesis and 100 million records as Phil Collins. The guy is a genius and Lily Collins has got some of his talent creatively. She’s an amazing actress. Megan is going to detest her and Megan’s approach is going to be to take Lily Collins down and take her down to Chinatown. There will be vicious competition. Megan will detest and resent Lily Collins because she’s beautiful. She’s young. She’s got a massive, massive future ahead of her. She’s a skilled actress. and her father is an extraordinary music icon who’s written some of the greatest songs the world’s ever seen. One More Night, um, Against All Odds, the incredible cover of You Can’t Hurry Love. You don’t need me to list the hits of Phil Collins. A genius. Megan will hate that because this girl Lily Collins is got the pedigree of Princess Katherine. Lily Collins is the Princess Katherine of the acting world and Megan is gonna take her down and take her down to Chinatown. It’s going to be hideous to witness. So, here’s the other worry. Speaking of hideous, before we wrap this up because it’s an emergency episode, apologies. I haven’t even done my hair, but I had to get on air. I had to get on the air to bring you this massive news that Megan is going back to acting. Yikes. Like, she ever gave up. She’s such a fake. She’s been acting her whole life. So, the other hideous thing is that she’ll be in this movie playing a version of herself, and that means there’ll be other movies. So, she could be on our screens a lot, and I don’t know what kind of parts she’ll be after, but I’m just thinking she could play the evil, scheming Lady McBth. That wouldn’t be a stretch, would it? That wouldn’t be a difficult acting challenge for Megan to play Lady McBth given the murderous damage that she’s done to the royal family. Right. That would be almost typ casting, wouldn’t it? She could play she could reprise Glen Clos’s role as the bunny boiler in Fatal Attraction. I can also imagine that Megan would like to to be a biopic, you know, because you get a lot of Oscars for the biopic. You know, when you play a famous person. So, she might do Oprah Winfreyy’s life after that disgusting Oprah interview that she did in which she called the royal family a bunch of RA C I S. She might like to play Oprah Winfrey or maybe Mother Theresa because I think Megan sees herself as a Mother Theresa figure. I think actually Megan sees herself as more holy and more virtuous than Mother Theresa. Uh the other big thing is this is absolutely game over for her marriage to Harry, right? You can forget her marriage to Harry. Forget about it because she’ll be away so much now. She’s already they’ve already detached. Okay. It’s my understanding then on intimate. That’s my understanding that it’s a transactional loveless marriage. That Harry is bored, miserable, homesick, and depressed. And Megan, she’s now going to be in the company of a lot of attractive leading men. If she goes back into acting full-time, which she will, then she’ll be in love scenes with really, really athletically built, let me put no finer point on it, hot men. She’ll be surrounded by hot men with bulging muscles and abs. Harry hasn’t got Harry hasn’t had abs since the ‘9s. Bill Clinton was president last time Prince Harry had abs. Um, he’s a big fat lump of a man now because he’s so depressed and just eats Wendyburgers to keep himself going. So Harry can’t compete with these handsome lads, you know, um or or even some of the more mature actors like George Clooney and Silver Fox. Leonardo DiCaprio could be all over Megan like a rash in a love scene. Although that said, Megan’s a bit a bit old for DiCaprio. How old’s Megan now? She in her 50s, isn’t she? So she she that’s like a grandma for for Leo. Leo DiCaprio is famously never dates anyone under 27. Brad Pitt. She could be in a love scene with Brad Pitt and then they could become lovers. He He’s attracted to difficult women. He used to be married to Angelina Jolie who a lovely lady, but let me tell you a handful. Oh my god, she’s a handful. Um, she could could appear in a Woody Allen film. Have you noticed how Woody Allen always has to kiss these young female stars? Oh, Megan, you’re you’re so gorgeous. I got to I got to kiss you, Megan. I can’t help it. I I got to kiss you. Well, let’s not get carried away. Um, she’ll be looking for an Oscar. Megan will, if she goes back into acting, she’ll be looking for an Oscar. That will be the ambition now is to win an Oscar. And that will inflate her ego a millionfold. And she’ll make a speech and say, “Thank you to my husband, my agent, and my mother Doria.” And there’ll be no mention of Thomas Markle. who has been airbrudged out of her life. The poor guy has been cancelled. So, there you go. That is the breaking news. If you haven’t subscribed to the Mark Dolan Show, please do. I want you to have a seat at the table, right? You’re in the boardroom if you’re subscribed. Please hit the notification bell and the alarm bell for emergency videos like this one. This is not a drill, folks. Megan Markle has returned to acting. Be afraid. Be very afraid. [Music]

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🚨 BREAKING ROYAL NEWS: MEGHAN MARKLE MAKES SHOCK HOLLYWOOD RETURN! 🎬

It’s breaking news from California — Meghan Markle has reportedly made a sensational return to Hollywood, filming a new movie titled “Close Personal Friends” for Amazon MGM Studios in Pasadena, Los Angeles.

According to The Sun, the Duchess of Sussex is back in front of the cameras playing herself, starring alongside Lily Collins, Brie Larson, Jack Quaid (son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid) and Henry Golding.

This marks Meghan Markle’s first acting job since Suits, and comes amid new speculation about her future in the Royal Family. Insiders say she’s been “swamped with offers” since leaving acting to marry Prince Harry — and this movie could mark her official Hollywood comeback.

In this breaking report, Mark Dolan reveals:
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🔥 The truth behind her on-set return and Amazon’s secretive production
🔥 What co-stars Lily Collins, Brie Larson and Jack Quaid bring to the project
🔥 Prince Harry’s private reaction — and why insiders call this “a cry for help”
🔥 The timing of this move — just before Remembrance Sunday, as Harry reconnects with Britain

This is a developing royal story — stay tuned for updates as more details emerge from Los Angeles and the Palace.

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