NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Meghan RAGES as VOGUE CROWNS ZOE SALDANA—WME CAN’T SAVE Her HARPER’S FLOP!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Meghan RAGES as VOGUE CROWNS ZOE SALDANA—WME CAN’T SAVE Her HARPER’S FLOP!

Not good enough. Megan rages as Vogue crown so Dana Wme can’t save her Harper’s flop. Few things send Megan Markle into a silent meltdown quite like watching another woman effortlessly secure what she spent half a decade begging for a Vogue cover. Just any Vogue cover the kind dripping with artistry, sex appeal, prestige and genuine relevance. Zoe Salana, 47, stepped onto the front of Vogue Latin America in thigh high stockings, YSL lace, Cartier jewelry, and a glowing confidence only earned through actual talent in a career that didn’t rely on marrying a hless prince. Megan, meanwhile, she got Harper’s Bizaarre in a behind-the-scenes Zoolander meets community theater photo shoot that already aged like sour milk. Zoe’s spread is a masterclass in style and substance. a black lace slit, loose glossy hair, a tattoo peeking through, and the kind of ease only a woman comfortable in her own skin can radiate. Her quote, “Growing old is a privilege hit like poetry.” Meanwhile, Megan’s entire Harper’s Bizarre interview reads like a recycled Opra/Netflix/cut monologue about boundaries, her truth, and being seen, sprinkled with enough word salad to feed a small village. Zoe embraces wrinkles. Megan embraces ring lights. Even more humiliating, Zoe owns her aesthetic. Pink mini skirt with a hair flip. Nailed it. Sheer dress showing off her killer figure. Seamless. A skintight electric blue number with sky-high heels. Effortlessly iconic. This is a woman whose body of work spans Avatar, Guardians of the Galaxy, Colombiana, and an Oscar win for Amelia Perez. Of course, Vogue wants her. Vogue hires A-listers. Vogue hires achievers. Vogue hires artists. Vogue does not hire people whose only cinematic achievement is a cameo and horrible bosses in a Netflix documentary about grievances. The contrast couldn’t be louder. Zoe gets exquisite photography, flawless art direction, and a cultural moment. Megan gets criticized for looking like a frozen mannequin, a live-action Madam Tous reject, and a woman who mistakes excessive posing for personality. Zoe’s stylist clearly loves her. Megan’s team, they either hate her or gave up completely. Industry insiders are cackling. WME, the powerhouse that reps Zoe, Mindy Kaling, Sheay Mitchell, and half of Hollywood, couldn’t drag Megan across the finish line into vogue despite months of phone calls, pitches, pressure, and PR tantrums. Zoe got Vogue because she earned it. Megan didn’t get Vogue because, well, she’s not good enough for Vogue. Not in talent, not in relevance, not in credibility, not in visuals. And yes, even the gossip boards noticed. Zoe posted Megan’s products once, probably because WME forced a cross client courtesy plug. It meant nothing. It moved nothing. It saved nothing. The as ever sales graph still looks like a cliff dive. Meanwhile, Zoe glows like a woman who has lived, worked, and thrived. Megan glows like a ring light, trying very hard. Zoe delivers artistry. Megan delivers angles. Zoe gives depth. Megan gives defensiveness. Zoe gives nuance. Megan gives narrative. Zoe gives vogue. Megan gives well Harper’s bizarre plus a dramatic BTS video that looks like it was shot to submit evidence to an insurance company. And the public sees it. The minimalist dark tone studio aesthetic that made Zoe look like a goddess only amplified how aggressively ordinary Megan looked. No hobbit feet, no awkward posing, no forced Diana cosplay. Just a real actress with real range, real beauty, and real impact. Zoe has built her career brick by brick, movie by movie, decade by decade. Megan built by latching onto a prince with limited hair, limited wit, and unlimited gullibility, then turning him into a frog with a passport in a podcast. Vogue crowns icons. Harper’s Thear occasionally throws bones to former royals trying to cosplay relevance. In this showdown, Zoe didn’t just win. She annihilated, she outclassed. She reminded us what star power looks like. and Megan. She reminded us she’s exactly where she belongs. Not good enough for Boge and furious about it.

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