John Waters Wants to Host the Oscars, Says He’ll Pitch Chris Rock and Will Smith Presenting Together: ‘They Would Come Out and the Movie “Sissy Boy Slap Party” Would Be Showing’
John Waters Wants to Host the Oscars, Says He’ll Pitch Chris Rock and Will Smith Presenting Together: ‘They Would Come Out and the Movie “Sissy Boy Slap Party” Would Be Showing’
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Put that shit on pay-per-view
Sissy boy slap party, I am in!
John Waters is the absolute king! I just love that man!
[Sissy Boy Slap Party.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldFWvHa4Svg)
Can we crowdfund this?
And I think we know which of the two would find it funny and which wouldn’t.
If I’m not mistaken, Will was permanently banned from the Oscars.
About the only way I’d watch the Oscars.
They should let the presenters do coke
Let’s skip the Oscars and just make John Waters president
Please make this happen! Bring back pay per view if you have to.. but Waters *has* to be the host.
It’s camp! The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?