from your @insatiable family: whatever you wish for this holiday season, I hope you find it within yourself, among a support system of people who see you for who you are.
And I hope you never get stalked or pushed off a Weiner mobile, or exorcised of a demon with an assist by Jon Lovitz, or roasted on your 18th birthday or triggered into a homicidal blackout rage by your unsettled trauma. But if you do, I hope you and your partner in crime have matching sweaters