Kim talks about being neighbors with Madonna two different times, walking her dog in exchange for her jewelry, going trick-or-treating with her, inventing a Push-up Bra with nipples molded after her own, developing SKIMS for men, Guillermo models some of her women’s shapewear, acting in “American Horror Story: Delicate,” what her relationship is like with Donald Trump, and she responds to online rumors by answering some “True or False?” questions.

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our first guest tonight has a very scary
and very popular show that doesn’t
involve fighting with her sisters you
can see the season finale of American
Horror Story delicate Wednesday on FX
and the next day on Hulu please welcome
Kim
[Applause]
Kardashian how are you I’m good how are
you life is good good everything’s good
thank you good yes I you know what I
heard something about you because we’re
talking about Madonna today because Garo
was I saw that yeah and uh and you
apparently or lived on the same block as
Madonna yeah she was my next door
neighbor when I was like seven and eight
years old so did you know I was her dog
walker you were yeah Courtney and I
would walk her dog after school oh wow
yeah in exchange for her
jewelry really yeah no seriously like
what kind of jewelry are we talking
about here it was like she was
transitioning out of like the 8S neon
phase okay so one day she just walked
downstairs and handed us a shoe box of
all these like neon bracelets and
Courtney and I went to school and
everyone was like oh my God I love your
bracelets and we were like thanks
Madonna gave them to us and everyone was
like no that’s crazy what do you still
have those no oh wow I know that’s crazy
a collector’s item really C so this was
like pre just before the pointy bra
phase of Madonna I think so she did she
give you any pointy bras I wish would
you go like trick-or treating at her
house no so what’s so crazy is I never
so then years later I watched her shoot
her cherish video shot by her britz me
and my friend were on the beach and it
was just the most magical moment you
were there at that as a kid yeah she’s
in like a black dress right and rolling
around in the ocean yeah and her hair is
short andet can you tell I um watch that
video a few
times and then at 134 you see just a
hint of her
breast um and then never would I have
ever dreamed in my wildest dreams that
as an adult I would
then be neighbors with her myself and
our homes we lived in the same area
again and again yeah and it was like it
just crazy and she like I don’t you know
I have neighbors I never see I never see
anyone occasionally just walk in a dog
you see people but I never really you
would you would we ran into each other
actually trick-or-treating for real yeah
you did we both had like masks on and we
were like going to the same house and
then we like looked at each other and I
was like m Kim and we were like oh hey
yeah and then what kind of masks did you
and Madonna have
on just like black ski masks oh ski mask
not be seen wa weren in costume it was
just it was just us hiding so that our
kids can go trick-or-treating so the
kids can go trick-or-treating yeah right
wow with hers I was with mine and would
you guys knock on other celebrities
doors I would imagine this is like a
celebrity neighborhood I mean I don’t
know who lived there you don’t know they
very well could be but you got good
candy yeah Madonna allowed her children
to eat candy she seems very healthy
she’s very healthy but I mean I take it
and then throw it away you do or donate
it or donate it hey you know if your
kids um if you take away their candy
next time videotape it and I’d like to
have
that kind of a hobby of mine yes I know
I know um okay so now I mentioned
Madonna and her pointy bra and I wanted
to ask you about your uh bras um your
shapeware actually your company skims
yes which is I for people don’t know you
are not only a celebrity but you have
are an inventor yes you’ve invented the
um and this is kind of Genius really
because you’ve invented the U bra with
built-in
nipples yes it is our nipple bra and
honestly I wasn’t expecting all of the
amazing feedback that we got from a lot
of breast cancer survivors that really
have oh well that kind of ruins my line
of
[Applause]
questions I’m going to
[Applause]
um I mean that’s that’s wonderful forget
I said that forget I said that
that’s so wonderful I’m going to pretend
I didn’t hear that um no but what I’m
wondering is first of all was this
actually your idea to put the nipples in
there yes and that is actually molded
after my own boobs your own boobs yeah
yeah the whole oh so there’s more than
just nipples there’s like a pading it’s
a pad yeah it’s a pad with a nipple on
it so if you wanted to feel nippy if you
saw a woman walking around with this on
would you recognize oh those are my
boobs like would you know I would
actually you would I think so cuz Chloe
was wearing it this is and Scott made a
comment like this is a little
inappropriate he was saying it’s
inappropriate and then she was like oh
no they’re not mine they’re Kim’s and he
was like what and yeah now if you have
any leftover like Skittles that you’re
going to throw out for Halloween you
could use those too that would be nice
what happens if it gets cold are there
then four nipples on
the padding is super thick super thick
yeah but then I I would like wear this
and I showed up to a meeting once and I
was so insecure that I was like covering
my hair just to not show them uhhuh yeah
so I think we’re going to make one with
like a half nip oh like like not as
hard you know like like a half CH like a
warm weather nipple
yeah yeah so it’s just not as
uncomfortable and you never thought
about like just like a adding a third
one somewhere just for the hell of it
cuz I think that would make some people
very happy and you also make men’s um uh
undergarments yes yes well we make uh
underwear
loungewear work we’re going to come out
with uh our shapewear for men shapewear
for men okay because now I think somehow
actually send them out because I think
some of the women’s shape
Weare works for the
you see what I’m
saying I love
it well you look amazing I’m not I’m not
going to look there but are those your
real nipples GMA or uh yes they my real
nipp those are real okay and they’re
warm how does it feel how does it it
feels good very tight very tight
everything is very tight that’s the
point of it right is to be tight yeah
all right and then you think that this
needs any adjustments as Kim moves into
the world of men’s shapewear or is this
good how it is would you wear shapewear
men’s shapewear this is not men’s
shapewear but I mean it could be you
look amazing in it well sure I will wear
it if you make me look good I’ll wear
anything yeah well we see that yeah
yes would you consider um you using
gmo’s stomach as the mold for the men
shape
well and maybe we if you know if the guy
had an Audi that could be a nice little
bump in there
also you you want to be our fit
model oh wouldn’t that be great oh that
would be fantastic I know we’re joking
about this well will you please make him
I’m actually not oh great yeah yeah yeah
all
right all right go put on some
clothes Kim cardashian is here her show
is American Horror Story delicate we’ll
be right back go put on a robe uh I hate
to tell you m Corbin but uh that’s not
how this
works I hate to tell you Dr Hill that’s
exactly how this will work I’m going to
give you the life of your dreams I’m
going to send you every high-profile
wealthy patient who will do anything for
a baby spend anything for a baby you
will become a number one fertility
specialist in New York City while always
looking amazing and all you have to do
is do exactly what I say how does that
sound that is K Kardashian an American
Horror Story delicate the finale is on
Wednesday on fex and the next day on
Hulu so now uh you must love do you love
doing that I I can’t it’s so funny I
can’t watch it back I get so nervous
that’s the first time I’ve seen it I
just I can can watch my show but I can’t
watch anything like it just I don’t know
I get so nervous I think that’s very
common in fact often times yeah when we
come back from the commercial and the
clip is playing uh the guests will like
turn their head away or start talking to
me whatever because they don’t want to
watch themselves acting yeah it’s so
it’s such a weird fil but you must like
it because it takes so much time and
also you get paid so much more to be you
than to be somebody else
right basically yeah I I will say when I
I filmed for four months but I would go
for a really intense week and I was
doing promo and filming and everything
and back to back to back so really long
days and I called my sisters and I go
guys you are not to say you’d ever want
to get into acting but you are so lucky
you can wake up and just we can sit in
bed and film and you don’t have to get
up hair and makeup film your own hours
like there’s no schedule you called them
and said you guys are so lucky nobody’s
calling you to be in their
[Music]
shows they’re like did
it I just I read into things that’s all
yes you um how are you and Donald Trump
right now I think on the outs right no
good um listen I don’t think he likes me
very much but I I’m okay you know I
think he did amazing stuff with prison
reform and let a lot of people out and
signed an amazing Bill the first step
act and so that’s what I’ll focus on did
he ever let gas in your
presence no no so he saves that for
court
situation you uh obviously people are
interested in your life and the things
that you do and they write things
sometimes they’re true sometimes they’re
not and I have some things that are kind
of interesting I want to run by you and
you tell me if they’re true or false you
mind all right uh is it true you blow
dry your jewelry before you put it on
very true why do you do that because I
hate being freezing and when you put on
cold jewelry or like anything with a
zipper I just I need it warm really and
then to put it on how much jewelry are
you wearing that it changes the
temperature of your body or just like a
a mesh metal Dr anything that’s like a
chain mail yeah when I wear chain mail I
understand yeah that
makes you wash your feet every night
before getting into bed I do good you
sleep with your eyes slightly open I do
how is that possible and how do you know
there’s footage cuz my sisters have
taken videos oh they have I see yes and
you don’t wake up with dry eyes from
that no no all right um you uh
celebrated your 14th birthday at
Neverland Ranch I did that’s crazy oh
wow um you have someone take the
Starbucks sleeve off your coffee because
you hate the sound of cardboard and I
yes that’s true and I hate the feeling
is that a a like is that somebody’s only
job is that the like a it’s like there
one guy who does that or a woman I don’t
want to you know uh whoever I’m with I
just can’t see it being done or I can’t
hear it and I can’t feel it like the
cardboard getting moved off of the cup
is like nails on a chalkboard to me wow
yeah so when the Amazon delivery driver
comes do you like run
upstairs this fear of cardboard that you
have
only on a coffee W all this stuff is
true so far um you had your own workout
DVD called Kim kardashi and fit in your
jeans by Friday
[Music]
true a long time
ago a long long time ago you can change
attire I can who taught you
um probably my stepdad really yeah and I
had I’ve had to do it um you founded
your own
church my mom did your mom did yeah yeah
your mom founded a church huh some of
these not supposed to be true but they
really are and you guys didn’t know is
it true that you have six
toes no but that was a thing like
everyone thought I did on one foot or
total on one foot on one foot cuz you
would have 11 toes then or possibly 12
and it you could put one of those little
toes in the the bra if you needed to
right well it’s very good to see you uh
thank you for coming and for answering
all these very important questions the
uh finale of American hor story delicate
is Wednesday night 10 o’clock on FX the
next day on Hulu Kim Kardashian
everybody thank you Chim be back with
Ron Rodriguez
[Applause]

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