reality: my butt looks like a galaxy from how many blood vessels I popped. i landed wrong and impacted the water and now the boss choreography where we sit on the chair makes me want to sob internally. i also cry like i’m 6. BUT AT LEAST WHEN IM 80 I CAN SAY I WAS BRAVE AND I DID IT!!! SO TAKE THAT CLIFF!!!! PS, i love Hawaii and it’s absolute paradise and i’ll tell you all about it later