Naughty events company Killing Kittens are re-branding what it means to come on a cruise. Here, we take a look at the sex cruise that’s due to make waves in the floating holiday industry
11:36, 10 Jul 2025Updated 11:49, 10 Jul 2025
This cruise will make for a bit of different floating all-inclusive…(Image: Killing Kittens)
Most people would associate cruises with the retired. Synonymous with shuffling around the luxury decks, splashing their pension at sea and descending onto land for excursions – usually in the form of a history-drenched walking tour.
However, this latest mega-boat operation, launched by a UK company, is offering something wildly different to the bog-standard floating all-inclusive.
What’s that you ask? Well, Killing Kittens – the kink-fuelled party brand – is setting sail on their very own X-rated cruise where hundreds of passengers will be collectively romping at sea.
Those who are adventurous in the bedroom have the chance to nab a ticket to the Killing Kittens cruise, where they’ll be hosting a number of horny events.
The brand that prides itself on ‘sexually liberating women’ will be throwing the likes of their popular ‘sensual’ White Party, the Kreatures of the Night primal soiree and Hedonism – which is the longest-running Killing Kittens bash.
The six-night cruise will host hundreds of kinky passengers(Image: Killing Kittens)
Although, it’s not just a free-for-all bonkathon. As ever, Killing Kittens, founded by Emma Sayle who was school mates with Kate Middleton, will be enforcing ‘strict’ rules for those who land a place on the cruise – and that includes barring solo men.
Here, we take a look at what the Killing Kittens sex cruise will have in store for those willing to ride more than the waves…
What are the four main rules?
While Killing Kittens prides itself on sexual liberation, it doesn’t mean that those on the cruise can just do what they want. Like any sexual interaction, there’s some important things that come into play.
Most importantly, according to founder Emma, the number one thing to abide is: “Consent consent consent.” That should come as something strikingly obvious in any sexual encounter, whether on a sex cruise or not.
However, Killing Kittens has it’s own set of core values as well as consent. If you’re wanting to join in on the rumpy pumpy cruise then you must adhere to: privacy, confidentiality and discretion.
Emma Sayle is the founder of Killing Kittens(Image: Killing Kittens)
Emma’s old school chum Kate Middleton(Image: Getty Images)
So, what does this mean? These values are enforced so that the identities of those participating will not be uncovered and that you do not cause any harm to anyone while on the cruise – or any Killing Kittens event.
Also, you mustn’t mislead another cruise-goer about your relationship status – whether that’s past or present.
You have to be honest with who you’re with and what you want out of the experience.
What do sex cruise attendees have to wear?
You might think that if you’re on a sex cruise, what is the point of clothes. We wouldn’t blame you for thinking that because, hey, who needs to dress up if everyone is going to be bonking.
However, the Killing Kittens at sea is no nudist event. “You’ll need to adhere to the dress code depending on the theme of the night,” Emma Sayle told Metro.
It sounds like you may have to rummage through your wardrobe or put an order in before you set sail on the sex cruise. Joining in on the fun requires a certain level of ‘dress up’ to really get into the theme of the night.
While some events have a super glitzy dress code, others might fulfil your fantasy of dressing up like a ‘nymph’ – if that’s what tickles your pickle.
There’s strict rules to follow on the cruise – including the dress code(Image: Killing Kittens)
Emma continued: “The White Party is self explanatory – it’s all white; the masked ball is black tie and ball gowns with masks; Kreatures of the Night is woodland, goddesses, nymphs – a chance to play real dress up.
“Hedonism is beach club wear in the day, and in the night Dominion is latex and leather.”
Disappointed that you won’t be able to walk around in the buff? Well, Emma shared that there will be a section on board where you can get your kit off and let it all hang out if you please.
Why are single men ‘banned’ on the Killing Kittens cruise?
If you’re a single bloke reading this and wanting in on the action, then we’re sorry to disappoint – it’s time to walk the plank.
Not literally, as you won’t even get the chance too.
Only solo women or women and their partners are allowed on the cruise(Image: Copyright Killing Kittens)
That’s because single men are not allowed on the cruise. And Emma says it’s for good reason. The businesswoman founded Killing Kittens in 2005 and has stuck to the mantra of prioritising women and their sexual liberation.
According to the website description, Killing Kittens is “the sexually liberated social network where Kittens (women) come first, Killing Kittens is a shame-free community for dating, sex ed and so much more.”
The sex events company specialises in the pleasure of women, forbidding single men to join in on the action in the ‘play rooms’. But, on water, the ban for single men extends further than just the rooms where the action takes place – they’re not allowed on the cruise at all.
Only solo women or women and their partners, including solo trans or non-binary people, are allowed on the cruise. Sorry, fellas.
How can you get a place on the sex cruise?
So, fancy bonking en-masse at sea? Then you’re going to have to keep your fingers crossed and empty your bank in the process. Like most cruises, they don’t come cheap.
If you want to come aboard then tickets are start around £5,000 for the six-night cruise that will leave the dock on June 9, 2026. The most expensive rooms are just shy of £12,000, costing a huge £11,864 for a suite.
The all-inclusive floating sex party will depart from Barcelona to Monte Carlo, before making stops at the stunning Italian cities of Florence and Portofino before the final destination, Mallorca.
They’ll be activities throughout the day including a naughty quiz, sex workshops, sensory play and a run club…
Even if you’re on a sex cruise you can’t get away from groups of enthusiastic joggers! But, we’re sure they’ll be more interested in a different type of exercise…