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    Trump orders nuclear submarines moved near Russia

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    1. Sleepy-Giraffe947 on

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      I hope people have their bunkers ready for WW3.

    3. BuzzerWhirr on

      And here it comes…

      Martial law to “protect” Americans from a rogue terrorist threat.

      There is no way we could safely hold elections while under this dire threat!!! Trump will remain in power and keep us safe until this emergency has been resolved.

    5. Gulf-of-McGulfface on

      Foolish and inflammatory statements deserve foolish and inflammatory responses apparently

    6. FaithlessnessKey1726 on

      Meanwhile, Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a low security prison and a report is out that [the FBI did in fact redact Trump’s name from the pedofiles.](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2025-08-01/epstein-files-trump-s-name-was-redacted-by-the-fbi)

      My son has been really scared about this, and I’ve been telling him he’s paranoid bc his algorithm is fucked up and he’s seeing too many conspiracy theorists online, while he’s just having constant panic attacks and not sleeping and here I have been Pooh poohing him. I still lowkey feel like it’s Epstein files mania. (Edit to add: do I think Donald Trump would launch a nuke rather than deal with the Epstein fallout? Why yes. Yes I do. I absolutely expect it at this point.)

      The peace candidate who’s also a pedohunter but we’re taking merica back from Hussein Barack hussein Obama sleepy joe Biden Comey crooked Hillary and winning so much.

    8. Advanced-Throat-420 on

      We’re being led towards a nuclear holocaust by a senile pedophile. We’re so fucked

    10. DueceVoyeur on

      Yes, just tell Russia where the super secret sub is so they can learn how to detect it.

      This guy is so open about kissing Putin ass . It is sad to see people not understanding what he is all about

    12. Deadpan_Sunflower64 on

      I wish Russia had found out that Trump and his administration are their enemies, and not America as a whole.

    14. skettimeebles on

      you guys know that a nuclear submarine is just a submarine that runs on a small nuclear reactor and not a submarine full of nukes right lol…

    18. The_starving_artist5 on

      Looks like the bromance with Putin is over . They are mad at eachother now 

    21. A_Child_of_Adam on

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      I think this makes the whole “Putin-Trump” deal seem less likely day by day…

      If there was any, I think it disappeared months ago.

    24. RecentConstruction26 on

      Oh, please. He’s never going to attack his Mother Russia and Father Putin. He’s just doing it to distract from the Epstein files

    27. AfterImpression7508 on

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      I picked a bad fucking time to rewatch Years & Years, and now this 💀

    28. Leajane1980 on

      I don’t think he should be letting everyone on the planet know this sort of sensitive military information but whatever, he is dumb so…

    34. ClassOptimal7655 on

      I am BEYOND tired of the USA constantly starting or inflaming conflicts and wars all around the world.

    38. Ok_Wolverine_3104 on

      How do we have a president who isn’t potty trained call shots on the movements of nukes! This is insane!

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