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    In 2007, Maxim thought it was clever to publish a list of "Unsexiest Women Alive." Here are the 5 women they selected
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    In 2007, Maxim thought it was clever to publish a list of “Unsexiest Women Alive.” Here are the 5 women they selected

    #1 was Sarah Jessica Parker – The magazine said Parker was the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women" that ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title.

    #2 was Amy Winehouse – Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse was voted No. 2 because of her "hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats".

    #3 was Sandra Oh – The mag listed Grey's Anatomy Sandra Oh at No. 3 for her "cold bedside manner and boyish figure".

    #4 was Madonna – Pop star Madonna took out the No. 4 spot for her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration".

    #5 was Britney Spears – Britney Spears came in at No. 5, the magazine cites her two kids, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain and “losing the ability to perform.”

    https://www.today.com/popculture/maxim-names-sara-jessica-parker-unsexiest-wbna21494412

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/21675/Meet-the-worlds-unsexiest-women-photos

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    4. mrs_mega on

      Oh man I read this as “sexiest woman” and was thinking I “wow what a progressive and great mix of women!” 😂

    9. venusaries on

      and we’re supposed to gaf about the male loneliness epidemic? let’s increase it actually!

    11. PuzzleheadedChain754 on

      I remember when someone at fashion police called her a horse. Tabloids has always been so mean to SJP its very sad

    14. dmjones6591 on

      Ok all of these women are hot

      But I lost it when I saw Sandrah Oh

      I can’t believe someone could even think that let alone publish it. The woman is a goddess.

    15. YohanWinchester on

      Which incel wrote this? These women are sexy and gorgeous

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    17. BirdComposer on

      I remember tabloids, the internet, etc. being deeply unpleasant about the other four for years, but where tf did Sandra Oh come from?

    19. laureng0423 on

      All of these women should have been allowed to publicly stone the men responsible for letting this get published

    20. SwissSwissBangBang on

      Whoever wrote this has clearly never seen Hocus Pocus, nor did they have a gay awakening and watch it 15 times because they “just think SJP is neat.”

    24. LiberalLear on

      We don’t talk enough about how ridiculously cruel the 2000s were to women’s bodies. Jessica Simpson could not dare to add half a pound without some low life tabloid turning it to the headline.

    27. c0smicgirly on

      Every single one of these women is infinitely more attractive than the neck beards who crafted this or ate it up.

    28. CandidIndication on

      This list is crazy y’all— May all those men rot.

      Also— SJP‘s dress is definitely a Bob Mackie, right? I’m not a fashion girlie by any means but his designs are so iconic.

    29. nimbus2105 on

      I hate to be all “kids today” but they truly don’t understand the level of misogyny that women and girls were exposed to in the 2000s

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