Alan Dershowitz, lawyer and friend of pedophiles Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump, whines after unsuccessfully attempting to purchase pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha’s Vineyard market
Here’s how society should treat friends of predators: ostracize them and never give them pierogies
This disgusting pig is on tape admitting he got ‘massages’ on Epstein’s island but claims ‘nothing happened.’ May he be dumplingless for the rest of his days
ElonsBotchedWeeWee on
“Sorry sir we dont serve pedophiles”
boxybrown84 on
As an attorney who has always had a passion for Con Law, I cannot believe how far this man has fallen.
meri471 on
Why were there 20 people following him around with their phones? Is this some sort of stunt? I wouldn’t be able to pick this guy out of a lineup.
Bleuberries6 on
He reminds me of that one story of the guy who terrorized a town until the point he was murdered in broad daylight in a crowd and nobody saw/said anything, never advocating for that obviously, just reminded.
Creative_Standard_10 on
He threatened to sue them. Called them anti semites even though they’re Jewish themselves.
He’s such a turd. And also involved with Epstein.
Larry David made the world proud by telling Epstein to fuck off a year or two ago in the flesh.
Curious_Avocado2399 on
I’d rather go broke than do business with a pdf
ant-farm-keyboard on
Dude loves media more than anything. There’s a lot of attention on the Palestinian genocide right now, he can’t help but grab onto that and harass business owners.
ErsatzHaderach on
he’s such a fking drama queen. it infuriates him that people have the gall to even politely oppose him no matter how publicly vile his behavior.
Kiddyhawk on
Dershowitz has admitted to receiving a “therapeutic massage” from an “old Russian” woman while at Epstein’s Palm Beach house on one occasion, stating that he “kept his underwear on” and had no knowledge of any improper activities taking place at the time.
Pretty_bella4 on
Like for real… just speechless
Dull-Mushroom2957 on
More citizens need to tell those kinds of people no, and stick to it!
Forsaken-Painter-058 on
What a loser ass pedo.
looseseal-bluth on
Does he need a pierogi this badly? I get it, I love pierogis too but yikes. How embarrassing.
missdeweydell on
the patience of that manager is aspirational. “this is not a cross examination.”
rzolf on
nobody has liked him on Martha’s Vineyard for like 30 years. he’s a nudist and just hangs out on his property nude, answers the door in the buff to make people uncomfortable etc. he’s a gross old man and is rude and obnoxious
windfall_novella on
Lest we forget he was one of OJ’s lawyers, claiming the cops were framing him. Despicable through the decades. NO SOUP FOR YOU.
nemerosanike on
Just buy Mrs. T’s in the freezer section like the rest of us! Good grief. (Save the good pierogis for the good people)
BIackIRON on
A lawyer? All i see here is some old queen mad she couldn’t get pierogi.
Timetraveltoastr on
I just saw a tiktok about this. This man is a clown. He does not deserve pierogi.
DriveBy_BodyPierce on
Fuck him.
MurphyBrown2016 on
I genuinely hope this goes right to the Supreme Court only because it will keep Epstein and Trumps names inextricably linked for all time.
rirski on
Those poor vendors should just say “sorry, we don’t serve Epstein associates.”
Luda0915 on
This fucking guy…
Emergency_Channel876 on
At this point he’s just in it for the attention
Pistonenvy2 on
is he just meandering around looking for some kind of new legal scrap everywhere he goes?
they dont have to sell you anything. just fuck off. youre not entitled to fucking shit.
DriveBy_BodyPierce on
They should have taken that book and immediately burned it.
anOvenofWitches on
I swear these pedophiles keep drawing attention to themselves like a murdering narcissist compelled to return to the scene of the crime. It’s uncanny, and stupid.
Mundane-Prune-4504 on
But this is what they wanted? A free market with the right to choose who to cater to?
mikeybagodonuts on
No wedding cakes. No pierogi. You’re a lawyer Alan…….you can figure it out.
He’s Captain Underpants because he claimed he kept his underpants on while at Epstein Island
Pagesofpaiges on
Love this for him
dilewile on
TIME TO GO TIME TO GO TIME TO GO
Comfortable_Fill9081 on
From his Wikipedia page
> When former U.S. President Jimmy Carter published his book Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid (2006) – in which he argues that Israel’s control of Palestinian land is the primary obstacle to peace – Dershowitz challenged Carter to a debate at Brandeis University. Carter declined, saying, “I don’t want to have a conversation even indirectly with Dershowitz. There is no need to debate somebody who, in my opinion, knows nothing about the situation in Palestine.”
Just, as someone with a long-standing fondness for Jimmy Carter, this made me smile.
If you have hate for Jimmy Carter (flawed yes) I don’t really want to hear about it.
Icy_Necessary6557 on
He’s such a fucking disgusting piece of shit 🤮
filleauxyeuxverts on
Pierogi are not for those with darkness in their soul 🇵🇱
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Here’s how society should treat friends of predators: ostracize them and never give them pierogies
This disgusting pig is on tape admitting he got ‘massages’ on Epstein’s island but claims ‘nothing happened.’ May he be dumplingless for the rest of his days
“Sorry sir we dont serve pedophiles”
As an attorney who has always had a passion for Con Law, I cannot believe how far this man has fallen.
Why were there 20 people following him around with their phones? Is this some sort of stunt? I wouldn’t be able to pick this guy out of a lineup.
He reminds me of that one story of the guy who terrorized a town until the point he was murdered in broad daylight in a crowd and nobody saw/said anything, never advocating for that obviously, just reminded.
He threatened to sue them. Called them anti semites even though they’re Jewish themselves.
He’s such a turd. And also involved with Epstein.
Larry David made the world proud by telling Epstein to fuck off a year or two ago in the flesh.
I’d rather go broke than do business with a pdf
Dude loves media more than anything. There’s a lot of attention on the Palestinian genocide right now, he can’t help but grab onto that and harass business owners.
he’s such a fking drama queen. it infuriates him that people have the gall to even politely oppose him no matter how publicly vile his behavior.
Dershowitz has admitted to receiving a “therapeutic massage” from an “old Russian” woman while at Epstein’s Palm Beach house on one occasion, stating that he “kept his underwear on” and had no knowledge of any improper activities taking place at the time.
Like for real… just speechless
More citizens need to tell those kinds of people no, and stick to it!
What a loser ass pedo.
Does he need a pierogi this badly? I get it, I love pierogis too but yikes. How embarrassing.
the patience of that manager is aspirational. “this is not a cross examination.”
nobody has liked him on Martha’s Vineyard for like 30 years. he’s a nudist and just hangs out on his property nude, answers the door in the buff to make people uncomfortable etc. he’s a gross old man and is rude and obnoxious
Lest we forget he was one of OJ’s lawyers, claiming the cops were framing him. Despicable through the decades. NO SOUP FOR YOU.
Just buy Mrs. T’s in the freezer section like the rest of us! Good grief. (Save the good pierogis for the good people)
A lawyer? All i see here is some old queen mad she couldn’t get pierogi.
I just saw a tiktok about this. This man is a clown. He does not deserve pierogi.
Fuck him.
I genuinely hope this goes right to the Supreme Court only because it will keep Epstein and Trumps names inextricably linked for all time.
Those poor vendors should just say “sorry, we don’t serve Epstein associates.”
This fucking guy…
At this point he’s just in it for the attention
is he just meandering around looking for some kind of new legal scrap everywhere he goes?
they dont have to sell you anything. just fuck off. youre not entitled to fucking shit.
They should have taken that book and immediately burned it.
I swear these pedophiles keep drawing attention to themselves like a murdering narcissist compelled to return to the scene of the crime. It’s uncanny, and stupid.
But this is what they wanted? A free market with the right to choose who to cater to?
No wedding cakes. No pierogi. You’re a lawyer Alan…….you can figure it out.
Being an asshole is not a protected class
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No pierogis for you, Alan!
No pierogies for pedos
These vendors are awesome!!!
He’s Captain Underpants because he claimed he kept his underpants on while at Epstein Island
Love this for him
TIME TO GO TIME TO GO TIME TO GO
From his Wikipedia page
> When former U.S. President Jimmy Carter published his book Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid (2006) – in which he argues that Israel’s control of Palestinian land is the primary obstacle to peace – Dershowitz challenged Carter to a debate at Brandeis University. Carter declined, saying, “I don’t want to have a conversation even indirectly with Dershowitz. There is no need to debate somebody who, in my opinion, knows nothing about the situation in Palestine.”
Just, as someone with a long-standing fondness for Jimmy Carter, this made me smile.
If you have hate for Jimmy Carter (flawed yes) I don’t really want to hear about it.
He’s such a fucking disgusting piece of shit 🤮
Pierogi are not for those with darkness in their soul 🇵🇱