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    A throwback to news we never wanted to know, apparently Michael Douglas believed his cancer was due to his love of cunnilingus and believed the best cure for it was to go even harder on that good puss.
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    A throwback to news we never wanted to know, apparently Michael Douglas believed his cancer was due to his love of cunnilingus and believed the best cure for it was to go even harder on that good puss.


    A throwback to news we never wanted to know, apparently Michael Douglas believed his cancer was due to his love of cunnilingus and believed the best cure for it was to go even harder on that good puss.

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    1. No-Sweet-7012 on

      Apparently michael douglas then denied ever saying it to which the guardian released the audio recording of the interview which michael douglas watergate moment all about going to town on it is not the sentence I’d ever thought would exist

    3. reddit455 on

      not sure about that cure.. but there IS A VACCINE.

      HPV and Cancer

      [https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/infectious-agents/hpv-and-cancer#how-is-hpv-transmitted](https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/infectious-agents/hpv-and-cancer#how-is-hpv-transmitted)

      # How is HPV transmitted?

      HPV infection passes easily between sexual partners. It can be transmitted through any intimate skin-to-skin contact, including vaginal–penile sex, penile–anal sex, penile–oral sex, and vaginal–oral sex. Correctly using condoms can lower the chance of HPV transmission, but does not prevent it completely. 

      **HPV vaccination can prevent cancer:** [HPV vaccines](https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/505904) can prevent infection with disease-causing HPV types, preventing many HPV-related cancers and cases of [genital warts](https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/409765).

      #

    7. missdeweydell on

      I can’t believe the 80s and 90s really tried to sell this wormy nepo baby as irresistibly sexy

    8. hotheadnchickn on

      HPV is a major cause of mouth, neck, and throat cancers. His science wasn’t wrong.

    11. NeiClaw on

      I feel like he was trying to make a … joke about it being a cure? But clearly that didn’t translate.

    14. Tryingagain1979 on

      “I think Cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones’s pussy.” -Gilbert Gottfried

    23. thruaflockofdoves on

      Somehow I vividly remember my celebrity obsessed, lifelong catholic mom telling me this guy got cancer like this…..when I was 10. 💀💀💀

    24. CaribouHoe on

      HPV varients are a very well documented and proven cause of cancer – cervical, throat, colon. That’s LITERALLY why the vaccine exists.

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