Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?
Posted by Classic-Carpet7609
Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?
Posted by Classic-Carpet7609
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[‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted](https://theonion.com/we-get-the-food-and-then-we-eat-the-food-until-all-the-1819579002/)
https://preview.redd.it/wl1sbol9fbif1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c37e47438dd2f200539f5ae4ca715b95527c4e
[Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together](https://theonion.com/everything-falling-apart-reports-institute-for-somehow-1819569822/)
5 is too real
https://theonion.com/breaking-news-some-bullshit-happening-somewhere-1819594890/
Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality
From 2013 – little did I know, they would make a comeback….
https://preview.redd.it/wddgyr4dfbif1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c5bb636c962ea1bf32c7528c397c788bff4bbc
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As a New Yorker 😭
https://preview.redd.it/x74h4etmfbif1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d835d5f06c94a94d9582a210235d94b1df8f070f
[https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/](https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/)
https://preview.redd.it/va0jg4jufbif1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715811d84978fc2c34e3be8a18f902e3cc8ab4b8
https://preview.redd.it/g8c2cziyfbif1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afcead1c45e67b550bb6b3e894a52c1ec4070d93
Report: 40,000 People Died On Ferris Wheels This Summer
https://theonion.com/report-40-000-people-died-on-ferris-wheels-this-summer-1819573062/
As a Seahawk fan….
https://preview.redd.it/cm02ax48gbif1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64d8d8f15b6590b2dd2dc3f0b9c1b02d0bb2b49
https://preview.redd.it/8ia5js3fgbif1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=817d5b820560332ae38b8a315f7a0649572b3e19
As a Blazer fan
https://preview.redd.it/eagry7pfgbif1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ad320a2e30ebf9b5cd63d269c32ac6a35818d5
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Any of the VP Joe Biden ones 😆
https://theonion.com/mom-spends-beach-vacation-assuming-all-household-duties-1819575406/
All-timer
https://preview.redd.it/lxf571k5hbif1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d8e26a1ea25f8deee8692075f4c677e9c7c0670
I love “worst person you know” but credit for that one goes to ClickHole and not Onion.
https://preview.redd.it/rcff761ahbif1.png?width=925&format=png&auto=webp&s=d395bdc3fd7b707248b35ab0141cf812b6144b92
https://preview.redd.it/rye9r68fhbif1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461578eb75d113599331e79e46635b5f9820b193
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https://preview.redd.it/akxkzapjhbif1.png?width=892&format=png&auto=webp&s=576e3db0b7e5ee4d20914f6879565739305fde0e
https://preview.redd.it/l4jibqdnhbif1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a9528b74e3394db97f13f0394f107eb379c08e
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My pre-teen years involved me hiding all the George Michael and Beatles songs from my friends so they don’t think I’m weird.
BTW, the NYT person on the street pieces have to be 100% intentional references to the Onion:
https://preview.redd.it/6y650d1ribif1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fbe8f1f4a44e7a296dbd3fc9af236ebfa258542
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https://preview.redd.it/q5e5ki04jbif1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2812e0007fccdd2021ea0bd739b7f56827978ffd
God finally answers paralyzed boys prayers
“no” says God.
the lemur and pidgeon ones are so funny to me, typa shit id send my girlfriend
https://preview.redd.it/3z8agesnjbif1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378bc8c78a9efb342faa86345c5d16f07f160ffe
https://preview.redd.it/q532hz2pjbif1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b532a71b7017af5a13699e0b41044fc8eb8fb09a
That Onion headline about being tried in court is also a video: https://youtu.be/84phU8of02U?si=JSp5fhGYJrXnC2T9
https://preview.redd.it/pgttrnxgkbif1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7baffbfdfa7c748faa8394b1afe4c8fa5e3f6fce
[removed]
https://preview.redd.it/rij0bfaokbif1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c3952c83c07b0e4e7066b689ec1d55f2a8a7a9
[‘CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years’](https://theonion.com/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all-thes-1819568147/)
https://preview.redd.it/3vaychlzkbif1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365922ebb3cf03d72a96816d9854f89c03146878
God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule
https://theonion.com/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule-1819566178/
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I think of this “no it won’t” response often.
When I don’t mess around at work for 30 minutes 🙌
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