He then flees on foot as officers give chase. According to prosecutors, Mr Dunn confessed after he was arrested on Wednesday, telling investigators: "I did it. I threw a sandwich."
FREE HIM. YOU HAVE NO PROOF.
Posted by Classic-Carpet7609
He then flees on foot as officers give chase. According to prosecutors, Mr Dunn confessed after he was arrested on Wednesday, telling investigators: "I did it. I threw a sandwich."
FREE HIM. YOU HAVE NO PROOF.
Posted by Classic-Carpet7609
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this is how you use your privilege. maybe something more weighty than a subway sandwich next time though? just a thought
https://preview.redd.it/0hc8hhnfu3jf1.png?width=1198&format=png&auto=webp&s=cedfd494bcdb8f09b0994f00c304f54d80c9f2c4
It may be the edible but this is so fucking funny.
Actually fucking hilarious.
Injecting humor into political resistance is always a favorite methodology of mine.
If you arrest someone because they threw a sandwich at you, you’re a little bitch
A succulent Subway Sandwich!
Allegedly? 😂
hmu for your bail and a new sub king
Running away like sakon in majora’s mask
Assault by sandwich is one of the funniest crimes I’ve heard.
Like his sammich, he is also a hero.
My heart just grew three sizes…thank you sandwich hero 😍
I hate myself but I uploaded this to TikTok and it suggested the **nothing beats a jet2 holiday** audio, which is way better than me setting another thing to Diet Pepsi by Ben Platt bc I’m obsessed with Diet Pepsi by Ben Platt
So yeah anyway, don’t forget to resist the wish Gestapo crew anyway you can
Not all heroes wear capes 🫡
Run, sandwich artist, run!
UNFIRE HIM. This is soooo fucking funny
Throwing a sandwich?? In this economy?!
I’m loving that an Attorney outran cops.
Small wins.
free my boy Charlie
Not all heroes wear capes lol
Damn how many ICE agents does it take to catch one guy in a polo and khaki shorts?
“I did it. I threw a sandwich.” lol
“Officials have not said whether the officer suffered any injuries in the incident.” ☠️
i’m coincidentally listening to a podcast talk about this video and they brought up how DC is known for having a high amount of runners/joggers and how this guy looks like he’s going a “casual 8 mph” but he is just smoking the cops. if you can, work out in any way that feels good! you too can make your body a tool to fight fascism
The bread in that sandwich is so unhealthy it’s not considered bread in some countries. So technically that sandwich is a biological weapon.