JD Vance told to “fuck a couch” as he enters Shake Shack in DC’s Union Station



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    1. Making this my ringtone

      ETA: I would also have enjoyed some choice words being thrown at Pete Whiskey Leaks and Steven Goebbels Miller as well but this was a great start. Literally a trio of trash that I would LOVE to heckle in person lol.

    2. hauntingvacay96 on

      We will not rest until he is enshrined in the history books as vice president couch fucker

    3. I hope every time he sits down at Shake Shake or any other restaurant that he is 100% aware that the staff will be spitting in his food.

    4. Sleepy-Giraffe947 on

      I tried to find a couch related gif, but came across this instead:

      ![gif](giphy|dLAQmoGnQdrCy87Iuu|downsized)

      I don’t know how anyone can take republicans seriously.

    5. First-Dragon-Born on

      Why do these people need dozens of security guards if they had a mandate to run the country? If they were as popular as they think they are wouldn’t they just need 1or 2 security guards?

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