Pam Bondi fails to secure prosecution for DC’s Mr Sandwich after her public promise to “prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law.”
Posted by TopicTalk8950
Pam Bondi fails to secure prosecution for DC’s Mr Sandwich after her public promise to “prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law.”
Posted by TopicTalk8950
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reminder that they originally wanted to charge this hero with a FELONY
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We have rapists running our country to ground but sure Bondi got scared because of a Hoagie. 💀
Grand juries, famous for being willing to indict a ham sandwich, refuse to indict the thrower of a ham sandwich.
Does this mean it’s open sandwich season bc precedent??
>You could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich, the saying goes, but, in Washington, a federal grand jury just declined to indict a man for throwing a salami sub.
From one veteran to another thank you for your service
The extent was 12 inches. And we all know Subway lies and they’re rarely 12 inches.
Felony assault is so ridiculous. I’m glad he got off.
ZERO sandwich-related assaults under Biden. That’s all I’m saying.
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I hope someone enterprising sets him up with a sandwich pop up, it would be the most dc thing of all time
Assault with a breadly weapon?!
MY MANS IS FREE
I’ve been waiting for a homegrown “guy throws shoe at W” moment, and I’m so happy it was this poetic.
The fullest extent of the law was not at all
He’s a true Hero.