A fundraising E-mail Donald Trump sent out this morning: “Friend, I want to try and get to Heaven.”
Posted by Goosedukee
A fundraising E-mail Donald Trump sent out this morning: “Friend, I want to try and get to Heaven.”
Posted by Goosedukee
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Raising money for his funeral costs
Pathetic
Maybe he is dying. That’s usually when evil people start caring about heaven.
What does this mean? Can he just…
I mean, heaven or hell, one way or another, I hope he finds out soon! 🤞
Fundraising for WHAT? Is this for his 2028 campaign or does he fund other MAGA campaigns or does he just need some money for a big mac and some chickie nuggies?
This bitch. If heaven is real, your ass isn’t even sniffing the pearly gates.
I guess the lesson here is to never think that he can’t get more cringe.
Burial at sea Gulf of America. Sharpie in one tiny hand.
This can’t be real. Right?
This feels like he is preying on or maybe pandering to the ultra religious who think that he is doing “gods work” … or maybe it’s bc I just started watching The Handsmaids Tale….
Blessed be the fruit
“Friend, I want MORE MONEY. MORE MORE MORE MORE! MORE money! Please send me money. God, heaven, you know, all that stuff. but, MONEY!”
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Application denied.
Sorry bitch, you ain’t on the list.
The more he acknowledges the fact that he will one day die, the less I believe it will ever happen. That man does not tell the truth, not ever. So I can only assume he’s going to live forever and at this point he’s just trolling us.
I hate everything.
Ahh the old swindle the Christians angle back in full force I see.
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He’s on a list alright….
If heavens real, I hope the pedophile goes to hell.
Great now the son of a bitch is stealing tithes and collections from MAGA grandmas – he’s definitely going to hell
What about the rich man, eye of a needle thing.. I know, MAGA Jesus and his crew doesn’t read his own book, words, so boring, right?
The lake of fire waits, Donald. There is no escape for you.
Indulgences? Ugh, so 15th century.
Heaven must be one of the countless child masseuses he employed at Mara Lago back in the day. Totally not what it looked like though 👍
Release the Epstein files.
Why? None of his friends will be there.
Not gonna happen, Donald.
Well, Don. I’m not sure that’s possible. You fucked minors, afterall. It’s not like you can unfuck minors.
Not to mention heaven isn’t real.
Don’t forget, it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a camel to.
And the only way in is people send him $.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t what Jesus had in mind.
The funny thing about this email is him still having the “Make America Great Again’ slogan with 2025, implying even under his presidency the country is still shit
I think this is all a ploy. Sure he’s ill, but they would not be this obvious about it. They would weekend at Bernie’s him for years if they could.
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He’s dying or leaning into it for the magat$.
This guy claims to be a Christian, but seems to have no clue as to how Christians believe as to how to get to heaven.