I’m sure he will have a very normal reaction to this
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FlowersByTheStreet on
Please use that picture of Elon for his obituary lol
TheRealEkimsnomlas on
call me when it’s a decent human being
divadown83 on
power of AI really, oracle is one of the leading database companies
IwasntDrunkThatNight on
how does that affect me?
itsbooyeah on
Someone on TikTok said Elon looks laminated and I DIED at the accuracy
SanFranciscoGiants on
What ever happened to Elon?
Daisy2345678 on
I’m actually the world’s richest person. My friends and family are all healthy. The sun is shining outside and the sky is blue. And I have a sweet cat in my arms as I watch my favorite show.
Life is good.
Seriously though, fuck billionaires.
archetyping101 on
Imagine being so obscenely rich beyond 99% of people’s wildest dreams and still caring or vying to be the literal richest human alive.
Impressive-Health670 on
Oh good I’m sure he’ll take that in stride…
TrinityCodex on
why are they always freaks
heavyheartstrings on
Happy to say I only know him because of his nepo baby film producing daughter
Lexidazesickle on
Difference between God and Larry Ellison?
God doesn’t think He’s Larry Ellison.
DanielGoon69 on
He never was in the first place….. Tesla is the most criminally over-valued publicly traded company to ever exist…. He only had a fraction of his so called money in any real worth behind him
getlowpapoose on
Oh no, someone start a GoFundMe so we can get him back on top
Crazy how Elon hasn’t been in the news at all since he left doge
Verbz on
In my dreams, we sacrifice the Top 5 wealthiest people in the world and redistribute the wealth they’ve stolen and hoarded each year. Go ahead and race to the top! We’ll see you next year!
saturdaybum222 on
They should both be ****
Zestyclose_Koala_593 on
oooooof this might be worse….
FinancialShare1683 on
Good to see that having most of my friends laid off was worth it /s
asgreatasitgets on
Isn’t Jeff bezos the richest person?
thickofitenjoyer on
Both are awful people
flesheatingogress on
All that money can’t buy taste. What’s with his Vince McMahon suit? (derogatory)
It’s like once you hit a certain threshold of wealth, you don’t have enough people in your life who are willing to say “No, that’s not a good idea” and you end up with that cooked-on parchment paper hair or wielding a chainsaw on stage as you gut the government that subsidizes your businesses.
flying_bacon on
Two douchebags
throwaway18826969 on
I work a full-time job and I have $378 in my bank account until next week. EAT THE RICH
Icy_Pomelo_3167 on
Liberals celebrating this is why I can’t stand liberals lol (leftist)
Boringoldcentaur on
And both look like they were drawn with God’s non dominant hand
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To make things worse, Oracle is the company rumored to be buying TikTok in the US.
The general public might not know who “Oracle” is, but they basically run cloud stuff for big companies and corporations. They are HUGE. They are kind of like iCloud, but they store data for corporations instead of your phone pics in the “cloud”.
If they buy TikTok, all your data might be stored on Oracle cloud server instead.
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much like Elon, Larry is also a cunt and a close personal friend of rapist and pedophile Donald Trump
https://preview.redd.it/nuoji0vx5dof1.png?width=1108&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cdf35ddf496f103297d19a0c2bece2670278ff9
Are there any attractive billionaires?
Zionist who bought CBS News.
I’m sure he will have a very normal reaction to this

Please use that picture of Elon for his obituary lol
call me when it’s a decent human being
power of AI really, oracle is one of the leading database companies
how does that affect me?
Someone on TikTok said Elon looks laminated and I DIED at the accuracy
What ever happened to Elon?
I’m actually the world’s richest person. My friends and family are all healthy. The sun is shining outside and the sky is blue. And I have a sweet cat in my arms as I watch my favorite show.
Life is good.
Seriously though, fuck billionaires.
Imagine being so obscenely rich beyond 99% of people’s wildest dreams and still caring or vying to be the literal richest human alive.
Oh good I’m sure he’ll take that in stride…
why are they always freaks
Happy to say I only know him because of his nepo baby film producing daughter
Difference between God and Larry Ellison?
God doesn’t think He’s Larry Ellison.
He never was in the first place….. Tesla is the most criminally over-valued publicly traded company to ever exist…. He only had a fraction of his so called money in any real worth behind him
Oh no, someone start a GoFundMe so we can get him back on top
https://preview.redd.it/l5kxgvuw9dof1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ef40f7a99c091356ec42cce6176b25f913a413
Crazy how Elon hasn’t been in the news at all since he left doge
In my dreams, we sacrifice the Top 5 wealthiest people in the world and redistribute the wealth they’ve stolen and hoarded each year. Go ahead and race to the top! We’ll see you next year!
They should both be ****
oooooof this might be worse….
Good to see that having most of my friends laid off was worth it /s
Isn’t Jeff bezos the richest person?
Both are awful people
All that money can’t buy taste. What’s with his Vince McMahon suit? (derogatory)
It’s like once you hit a certain threshold of wealth, you don’t have enough people in your life who are willing to say “No, that’s not a good idea” and you end up with that cooked-on parchment paper hair or wielding a chainsaw on stage as you gut the government that subsidizes your businesses.
Two douchebags
I work a full-time job and I have $378 in my bank account until next week. EAT THE RICH
Liberals celebrating this is why I can’t stand liberals lol (leftist)
And both look like they were drawn with God’s non dominant hand
To make things worse, Oracle is the company rumored to be buying TikTok in the US.
The general public might not know who “Oracle” is, but they basically run cloud stuff for big companies and corporations. They are HUGE. They are kind of like iCloud, but they store data for corporations instead of your phone pics in the “cloud”.
If they buy TikTok, all your data might be stored on Oracle cloud server instead.