In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Trump pivots from the Epstein investigation to announce the release of… Amelia Earhart files.
Posted by Diedalonglongtimeago
In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Trump pivots from the Epstein investigation to announce the release of… Amelia Earhart files.
Posted by Diedalonglongtimeago
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Ok boomer
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Can you not imagine a little kid finishing their Amelia Earhart picture book, reciting all the facts they learned and then turning to their mom like, “we really don’t know where she is??? We have to find her!!” except instead of an 8 year old he is a major world leader
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They’re not the flight logs we’re interested in
Yowza, they’re really throwing everything at the wall!
Ross will be thrilled
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Definitely the Dump in charge of social media idiocy today.
I bet he’ll start talking about Roanoke next
This is the first time he’s literally cared about any woman. What the helly
This is way too coherent and grammatically correct to have been written by him.
Close…
But not the “Earhart Files”.
Is… Why would that be classified in the first place?
Epstein not Earhart.
you truly can’t make this shit up
Good gawd.
Next up: The McKinley files.
That’s weird I always give notice when I vanish.
I know they’re not the most embarrassing elements of his posts, but whenever I see these things I become fixated on the odd capitalization choices.
Smokescreen,but,why would anything be clasdified about her?
“I lie awake every night thinking about ~~the cost of living~~ Amelia Earhart.”
-Said no one ever
This man will give us information on aliens and Big Foot before releasing the Epstein files
so he chose someone linked with planes who died without a satisfying conclusion
way to go, Donald, you bamboozled everyone
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That’s great. But where are the Epstein files?
The Onion must be furious
Coming soon:
* Unveiling the Zodiac Killer
* ~~Release the unredacted Epstein files~~
* Who really sunk the Titanic
* What happened to Shergar?
* Is Stonehenge really a tomb that houses the sword excalibur?
* ~~Epstein files~~
* Releasing the unaired live action Power Puff Girl pilot
* ~~Detailed files on January 6th~~
* If God isn’t real then who is Jesus’s dad and who built all the churches
* Area 51 inventory
Keep the pressure up he’s gonna reveal all about aliens before you know it.
Yeah that’s what everyone wants, the Earhart files! 🤦♂️🤣
No, that’s E-P-S-T-E-I-N, not E-A-R-H-A-R-T….
We are not distracted! Release the files!!!!!!
“Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
Epstein? I thought you were saying Earhart!
I heard she went to Epstein Island…
…..Fucking what. Jfc.
Plane crash. Giant crabs. Release the Epstein files.
Coconut crabs ate her body, anyways moving on to more important files….