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Diedalonglongtimeago on October 4, 2025 4:53 pm These podcast bros think the whole world is Joe Rogan’s comedy club. Always nice to see these losers shown their place in the world. 
sydbap on October 4, 2025 5:00 pm His whole College Gameday appearance was cringey AF. I unfortunately watched it live
Upper-Ad4399 on October 4, 2025 5:02 pm “Will I see you again?” “I hope not!” holy shit lmao roasted his ass
ekpyroticflow on October 4, 2025 5:08 pm He’s just trying to stay alive and not hurt himself, I’m sure the podcast bro-horde will blame her for endangering his life.
crain90 on October 4, 2025 5:14 pm Someone please tell me her name, she’s my new hero! I’ve watched this 5 times now lmaooo
jlu36 on October 4, 2025 5:14 pm “I hope not” straight into the microphone on national television. Theo’s therapist racking up some weekend hours this Saturday 💰
isitatomic on October 4, 2025 5:18 pm When they tell you to carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man, this is why
HookerDoctorLawyer on October 4, 2025 5:21 pm Reporter: https://preview.redd.it/xtoac9zrp4tf1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b016ffd89b8bee76827ac5ac861a2695ae5b1e
Ethan_the_Revanchist on October 4, 2025 5:23 pm Her burn at the end was legendary but I also love how she was ushering him off stage in the first place. “Yep, you’re already gone.”
peachtreeparadise on October 4, 2025 5:23 pm I mean would *you* go on a date with him???? I wouldn’t.
StillJobConfident on October 4, 2025 5:25 pm Does he have a championship belt? Christ this universe is stupid
nicchata on October 4, 2025 5:26 pm “ESPN Reporter” let’s put some respect on Jess Sims, she’s got my body looking RIGHT on the peloton
PoliticsIsDepressing on October 4, 2025 5:27 pm I watched it. Dude was high as hell or in some type of mental fog. He was not in the building.
PlantLadyXXL on October 4, 2025 5:37 pm That’s my gal JESS SIMS!!! You don’t have to (reject Theo Von), You get to.
Chemical_Success1153 on October 4, 2025 5:39 pm 15/10 response, she wanted him OUT of her space. Lmao
indicatprincess on October 4, 2025 5:42 pm Love that he hit on her while she’s working and she didn’t humor him.
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These podcast bros think the whole world is Joe Rogan’s comedy club. Always nice to see these losers shown their place in the world.

His whole College Gameday appearance was cringey AF. I unfortunately watched it live
“Will I see you again?” “I hope not!” holy shit lmao roasted his ass

Holy shit, I love her
*”Ooh, I hope not!”*

Why does a 45 year old dress like this?
Bless you, Jess sims

https://i.redd.it/sc0xoy1dn4tf1.gif
He’s just trying to stay alive and not hurt himself, I’m sure the podcast bro-horde will blame her for endangering his life.
Theo Von’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad month.
lmao
Someone please tell me her name, she’s my new hero! I’ve watched this 5 times now lmaooo
Hells YES
This guy is just not funny at all ever
“I hope not” straight into the microphone on national television. Theo’s therapist racking up some weekend hours this Saturday 💰
No wonder he was crashing out


Why is the -10 even talking to her?!
This QUEEN
When they tell you to carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man, this is why
This is the funniest thing Theo Von was ever involved in


Reporter:
https://preview.redd.it/xtoac9zrp4tf1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b016ffd89b8bee76827ac5ac861a2695ae5b1e
Her burn at the end was legendary but I also love how she was ushering him off stage in the first place. “Yep, you’re already gone.”
I mean would *you* go on a date with him???? I wouldn’t.
Does he have a championship belt? Christ this universe is stupid
“You guys did a lot of meth, right?”
I never heard of him before
“ESPN Reporter” let’s put some respect on Jess Sims, she’s got my body looking RIGHT on the peloton
I watched it. Dude was high as hell or in some type of mental fog. He was not in the building.
That’s icon Peloton instructor, Jess Sims 🔥🙌
“ohh 😬 i hope not!” ice cold
Oh my God, what a loser hahaha
That’s my gal JESS SIMS!!! You don’t have to (reject Theo Von), You get to.

hahahahaha
15/10 response, she wanted him OUT of her space. Lmao
Love that he hit on her while she’s working and she didn’t humor him.
I would never recover from this 💀
Hell yeah