queen of the Exclusive Version announces more ‘limited releases’ of songs from the album that nobody really likes
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queen of the Exclusive Version announces more ‘limited releases’ of songs from the album that nobody really likes
Posted by cecebee13
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oh my god shut up
When you’re on your way to the cookout with pasta salad and the group chat says, “Haha I hope no one brings pasta salad”
She’s as good at reading a room as Lea Michelle is at well… also reading a room
Does any other major artist sell their voice notes? This is a serious question.
Acoustic versions of great songs can be wonderful because your mind remembers the energy of the original recording and sort of mingles it with the emotion of the acoustic version. But acoustic versions of mediocre songs simply suck.
haven’t we had enough?
(Please Keep Sending Me Your Money) Version
I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but if she “cannot WAIT” for us to hear them, she would just release them online, not sold as CDs available only for a limited time to create a sense of urgency and artificial scarcity among her fans, right?
The fact that *this* album will surpass Adele’s “25” for the biggest album opening… It’s like witnessing trump winning all over again. Truly the darkest timeline.
Acoustic? She can’t even sing!!!!
is she really trying to sell this as an afterthought and not another planned money venture? stop
Granted, I have a cold right now, but… girl, my head is spinning.
fast food music
She’s really out here trying to make albums like pokemon cards. All the vinyl and CD variants her fans will chase after… And you know in 6-8 weeks there’s going to be another deluxe variant of some kind.
She is shameless and her fans have mass psychosis. I could maybe understand releasing all the acoustic songs on one album but she’s splitting them up so people have to buy each variant with a few tracks to get the full albums worth separately.
The great feminist she is will do about everything to beat Adele’s record
no snark, I truly want to understand the reasoning of people who buy all the variants. completionist mentality?
more grifting behavior from ms swift. who would have guessed
“on my site now for 24 hours while supplies last” girl BYE do you not feel shame?
We are never ever getting quality control
Back in the day, these would have been bonus tracks on the actual album, not something you had to buy two more versions to get.
so much waste. truly an eco terrorist
One listen is enough for me
Capitalist kween
It took swifties 13 albums to realize that her lyrics are bad (and I feel vindicated about never giving two shits about her music), so I hope they keep the same energy
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Truly grateful that stanning capitalist Blandie is the one basic white girl trait that I don’t possess bc jfc
A friendly reminder that she’s a BILLIONAIRE. Billionaires get richer and richer by prying on others to invest in their wealth.
Taylor Swift, for all intents and purposes, is an out of touch billionaire who stops at nothing to expand her capital. She only cares about making money and breaking records.
4! Four! CDs?! Why couldn’t these all be one 1 deluxe edition CD? (I know why $$$)
Girl, read the ROOM.
This woman’s greed is insane.
So glad everyone is finally seeing her the way I have always seen her. Can’t wait for this to happen with the current administration.
Grift harder /s
Are her fans not exhausted by this?
She’s like if a pop star was an MLM. I won’t elaborate further.
My sister is a Swiftie, we listened to this on a car trip today.
She is obsessed.
I… am not. None of the songs really are memorable. This is two back-to-back albums of her music being incredibly mid to me.
whoever is buying more versions of the song eldest daughter needs to have their credit card taken away
Taylor Grift
The titles sound like satire/parody of her own music. “My advice version”, “Alone in my tower acoustic version”? It’s all so corny 😂
My favorite photographer: TAS Rights Management
The Life of a Saleswoman
My second hand embarrassment for this 13-going-on-30 “woman” is almost too much for me to withstand.
She does not know how to read the room AT ALLLL
girl… your greed is showing
I hate how her nasty greedy antics are sucking the fun out of music in general, from nasty diss tracks about other women to this hyperconsumerist tactics and a general shit album that is going to break records for no reason other than mass psychosis from her fans.
Brat era was really fun because of the good music, and the weekly remixes with other artists. Charli didn’t have to monetise each remix and she just dropped them altogether on an excellent remix album.