Emma Thompson’s Funny Intruder Story | #shorts
So we were in the big bed together in flannel nights and there was this incredible kind of real loud banging on the door and I thought, “Oh my god, we’re alone this up up the Glenn.” So I went down and there was this massive policeman in the porch, huge. So I opened the door and said, “Hello.” And he said, “Um, oh hello. Um, I’m sorry to borrow you. Very difficult to find out.” I said, “Yes, that’s the idea. You’ve had an intruder on your lap.” I said, “Really? when what what what sort of intrud worker coming up the through the the path there saw a naked man about 50 years old coming through your field what time you know well I mean it was during the day it was sometime in the afternoon and she rang us later on and I just wonder if you were all right from behind me on the stairs guy in her PJs going wasn’t that about the time that you came up from the river mom down the house there’s a field there’s a pond There’s only sheep in the field and they don’t mind if I walk up the field nakedly. I don’t think they do. They’re probably just all saying, “She’s coming. Just keep eating. Just keep eating.” And and I thought, “Oh my god.” And I made the connection and I could see the same thing happening to the policeman. And I could see him as he backed off thinking he’s going to go back to the station. He’s going to say, “Do you see that Emma Thompson? Her text must be full that from a distance they read his testicles.” They’re not that proud. They’re slightly ashamed.
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Porky PIG,,,,
This story changes every time she tells it
I adore her❤
She is sooo funny😂 hehe😅