Trump announces US will “immediately” begin testing nuclear weapons after three-decade moratorium

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    1. Because that’s what we need to be spending money on, mutually assured destruction is already happening with the government shutdown.

    2. Intelligent-Gap-6639 on

      But no money for SNAP or affordable healthcare or social security or education or green energy or global health initiatives. Just nuclear weapons, bombs to Israel, ICE cosplay uniforms, Argentinian bailouts, missiles to attack foreign fishermen, and a big gaudy ballroom.

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    3. Miserable-Cap-5223 on

      Someone noticed that Trump’s obsessions coincide with whatever movies were recently on TV. For example, he started rambling about Alcatraz after a movie about it played over the weekend. So maybe he watched that Indiana Jones movie where he hides in a fridge. 

    4. Wonderful-Variation on

      They’re gonna test them in areas where the fallout will affect blue states the most. Calling it now.

    5. OriginalChildBomb on

      You know, when I was young, I used to wonder how things like the Holocaust happened.

      …I don’t wonder anymore. We’re seeing them build this shit in real-time, **and no one is fucking stopping them.**

    6. feeling a lot like lennie lookin at those rabbits right about now

      edit: let’s just hope his handlers don’t have money in nuclear war investments

    7. Real-Zookeepergame-5 on

      Deletes department of education. Starts launching nukes. Yup this is what everyone thought would happen for fucking ten years you American idiots

    8. At this point, is Russia even going to need that map of ideal nuke targets that they secured right after Muskrat and others compromised security?

    9. VariousOperation166 on

      Russia rolled out a missile that can circle the earth several times at hypersonic speed and drop a payload with a yield of 40 Hiroshimas… Li’l Donny is feeling like his manhood is threatened… Putin pulled up to the urinal next to Feeble Li’l Donny and left him envious, it seems…

    10. Pristine_Animal9474 on

      Hey, Congress!! Congress!! Do you think you might want to chime in on this? Just this once?

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    11. Is this free? How the hell do we have the money to do this but can’t afford to feed our people or give them healthcare?!

    12. Ummm does anyone know *where* they’re planning on testing these? Asking from a nation in the South Pacific??

    13. omg i called it. i watched house of dynamite the day it came out and i said to my boyfriend “oh trumps definitely going to see this and want to test the nukes now”.

    14. AHelplessKitten on

      “Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
      Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal.”

      Bulls on Parade – Rage Agaimst The Machine.

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