Imagine all the different things people do to their body or have done.. "We were able to examine your cells and reverse your injuries from being in the nothing, but we found many items of concern are are not sure what to do about. First off, your exoskeleton is filled with unusual materials, forming strange shapes that we can see." Those are just tattoos, i had them drawn into my skin. "How strange..you have metal sticking out of various places around your body." Yes those are peircings, we have someone do that too. one notes something "that is concerning to us.." is this also a piercing?" imagine of a bolt holding broken bone together 'no, i broke my leg and because it takes a while to heal they screw metal in to hold it in place and once it heals they decide if they can/should remove them.' "We shall fix that bone and remove the metal" weird machine and lasers "What about this large metal mass"
That is a joint repair method. "Scan the other side and reconstruct" 'Try to find the wear of the joint, they wear down and dont heal'
Imagine if they had encountered African giraffe neck peoples or when they take the earlobe piercing so far you can stick a plate in the hole or Chinese foot binding.
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what would they have done if she had tattoos?
I was like: "how is she hearing him?"
This alien has an expert grasp of human anatomy and little knowledge of human culture
that was done on purpose!!!???!! WHY?!!
I tough about the wrong holes.
This would imply that her accessories were lost in the crash because they only mentioned the wounds and not anything attached to the ears
alien: you voluntarily make holes in your body? you humans are weird
I honestly thought it was gonna be about the movie avatar with the character Jake sully
Me 2 because the alien doesn't have ears
I was thinking that like the holes to hear from your ears-
Not me thinking they made her deaf
"YOU PUT MY FUCKING APPENDIX BACK IN!?"
Imagine having Daiths, the pain of having them repierced in addition to the (unproven) headaches.
Damn. She looks good.
NGL, I relate to the alien doctors.
Killer escape 3 be like:
That alien reminds me of Marcus 🤣
Imagine all the different things people do to their body or have done..
"We were able to examine your cells and reverse your injuries from being in the nothing, but we found many items of concern are are not sure what to do about. First off, your exoskeleton is filled with unusual materials, forming strange shapes that we can see."
Those are just tattoos, i had them drawn into my skin.
"How strange..you have metal sticking out of various places around your body."
Yes those are peircings, we have someone do that too.
one notes something "that is concerning to us.." is this also a piercing?" imagine of a bolt holding broken bone together
'no, i broke my leg and because it takes a while to heal they screw metal in to hold it in place and once it heals they decide if they can/should remove them.'
"We shall fix that bone and remove the metal" weird machine and lasers
"What about this large metal mass"
That is a joint repair method.
"Scan the other side and reconstruct"
'Try to find the wear of the joint, they wear down and dont heal'
Guy who had his last 7 Exes' names tattooed on himself: "OH THANK GOD"
Better than sealing your butt crack shut. 😂
Imagine if they had encountered African giraffe neck peoples or when they take the earlobe piercing so far you can stick a plate in the hole or Chinese foot binding.
Gang she wasnt deaf during the whole thing. The Alien doc said “Earlobes”
it would be much funnier if the human said what again
They would take your belly button too then lol. Any scar you have ever had gone. Belly button is technically a scar.
i thought this was gonna be a $h joke at first 😭✌️
Oh Jesus, I would freak out if my tattoos were gone after aliens saving me