I highly doubt all these dudes see real active combat. If they were all stationed at the bleeding-edge ukrainian front, i highly doubt they would do a whole lot of repeat tours.. Or if they had to go to iran and take that country piece by piece, all on foot..
I have showered in my crocs in seven different countries wore them out almost to the point where they’re not wearable anymore. And my wife doesn’t understand why I still wear them.
My squad leader had 8 deployments all combat. Dude cared about nothing anymore, had no kids, wife or nothing. He lived like his next deployment will be his last. Solid dude.
Knew an nco back in 2011 and he had 5 rotations to Iraq, 2 to Syria, and 3 to Afghanistan. We went on his 4th to Afghanistan and he was so jaded at that point he retired the year after.
I did 4 deps in 8 years. Only owned a bed, a german shephard, a house, a truck and a bunch of guns. That was all I had and all I needed. until i got married. She buys me shit i dont even need.
I LOVE that comeback. It was used on me, and I've used it since many times.
We all learn that "These/This [object] has been on more deployments than you ever will" on our first deployment.
Mine was a laptop. I was on my second deployment in Iraq and an Army guy asked me to help him connect his laptop to the Rec center WiFi. I thought I was making witty conversation with him when I said "Oh wow, this laptop is pretty old." He hit me with, "Yeah? It's been on more deployments than you."
I laughed hard AF but it was still a fucking COLD statement. After I came home from my 4th deployment as an E5, my Captain saw how the corners around the bill of my PC (hat) were fraying and without even thinking of decorum I responded absent mindedly, "Yeah? It's been on more deployments than you ever will."
I got dismissed very quickly after signing the papers I needed to and my E8 chewed my ass for it. Fucking worth it.
My 7th deployment was my last one. My last assignment won't have any deployments and I'll retire before it's over.
I wore that cover to work today and have every day. It's one of my most prized possessions. The only other cover I've worn was for deployment number 4, a new cover I wore for just 2 days on deployment while building JDAMs. I wore the new one just to make sure the "sweat of war" was imbedded in it. I gave it to my father-in-law for his fight with cancer. He was wearing it when he and the cancer ended the battle with a draw.
I started in the Gaurd and did that from 03 to 07 and then went active. I paid cash for my 1979 Camaro z28 and cash to get a new motor, tranny and paint job on it then I was broke and active for me with a 40k bonus.
My Bos’N prides himself on the FACT that he spent more time in the head underway than the entirety of your military career. He said that to a full LT and had my back.
Bragging about your tenure in the military getting shipped off to fight wars that aren't yours. And the bit about making alot of money? I don't know any veteran thats compensated fairly.
Deployed 4 times two Iraq two Afghan missed first tour because I was in a coma for 3 days and died 3 times because of booze medically discharged after 15 years prob be on tour 26 about now 😂 ahhh life
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I would ask, “so what are you doing tomorrow?”
This is such a bs story lol
I highly doubt all these dudes see real active combat. If they were all stationed at the bleeding-edge ukrainian front, i highly doubt they would do a whole lot of repeat tours.. Or if they had to go to iran and take that country piece by piece, all on foot..
I have showered in my crocs in seven different countries wore them out almost to the point where they’re not wearable anymore. And my wife doesn’t understand why I still wear them.
When your at-sea counter is over 6 years: "I have more time on a salt-water commode than you've got in uniform, junior!"
And those Crocs are still gay AF!
ABN ATW!
I have a pair! 4 rips.
I dont recall Congress declaring war?
My squad leader had 8 deployments all combat.
Dude cared about nothing anymore, had no kids, wife or nothing. He lived like his next deployment will be his last.
Solid dude.
Haha dang bro they are still gay ass crocs
Volunteer to kill people for money,, God will judge everyone.
one of the sergeants in our crt had deployed 6-7 times on my first deployment in 07 SGT Gonzales
Yeah, I’m about to enlist, that’s what I’m trying to do
I’m sure he’s met a lot of dudes
Soldiers today will never amount to the soldiers of WW2 who actually fought for their country and fought a real war.
Yeah cool…weapons…war..deployment..idiots. do something meaningful with your life!
Sargent major friend went 11 times he is the real deal.
Don't get sucked into this lads. Dying for Israel is not cool at all. Stay at home, live your life peacefully and happily.
5 times here lol
I've got more time on the shitter than you've got in life!
Hey thats me!!! I have deployed so many times. I started when the deployments where 12 months, now in SOF theyre only 6 months.
These guys are dead by 50.
Knew an nco back in 2011 and he had 5 rotations to Iraq, 2 to Syria, and 3 to Afghanistan. We went on his 4th to Afghanistan and he was so jaded at that point he retired the year after.
I did 4 deps in 8 years. Only owned a bed, a german shephard, a house, a truck and a bunch of guns. That was all I had and all I needed. until i got married. She buys me shit i dont even need.
I LOVE that comeback. It was used on me, and I've used it since many times.
We all learn that "These/This [object] has been on more deployments than you ever will" on our first deployment.
Mine was a laptop. I was on my second deployment in Iraq and an Army guy asked me to help him connect his laptop to the Rec center WiFi. I thought I was making witty conversation with him when I said "Oh wow, this laptop is pretty old." He hit me with, "Yeah? It's been on more deployments than you."
I laughed hard AF but it was still a fucking COLD statement. After I came home from my 4th deployment as an E5, my Captain saw how the corners around the bill of my PC (hat) were fraying and without even thinking of decorum I responded absent mindedly, "Yeah? It's been on more deployments than you ever will."
I got dismissed very quickly after signing the papers I needed to and my E8 chewed my ass for it. Fucking worth it.
My 7th deployment was my last one. My last assignment won't have any deployments and I'll retire before it's over.
I wore that cover to work today and have every day. It's one of my most prized possessions. The only other cover I've worn was for deployment number 4, a new cover I wore for just 2 days on deployment while building JDAMs. I wore the new one just to make sure the "sweat of war" was imbedded in it. I gave it to my father-in-law for his fight with cancer. He was wearing it when he and the cancer ended the battle with a draw.
Buncha dweebs on this podcast
How many times can he say f*ck in 15 seconds competition
Im doin it for Israel 🇺🇲🦅
they prevent trenchfoot. they probably saved his life.
Hahahahahaha 😂…..a bunch of money.
I started in the Gaurd and did that from 03 to 07 and then went active. I paid cash for my 1979 Camaro z28 and cash to get a new motor, tranny and paint job on it then I was broke and active for me with a 40k bonus.
Saying the f word a bunch of times dosn't make you cool
16 deployments in 20 years, I hate being bored.😊
Fuck me running. Do a bunch of deployments and blow it on Harley’s and gay ass krocs.
Nothing like deploying for Israel boys
My Bos’N prides himself on the FACT that he spent more time in the head underway than the entirety of your military career. He said that to a full LT and had my back.
Bragging about your tenure in the military getting shipped off to fight wars that aren't yours. And the bit about making alot of money? I don't know any veteran thats compensated fairly.
Unit deployment is a must. Trying to figure out is you’re a plant
Deployed 4 times two Iraq two Afghan missed first tour because I was in a coma for 3 days and died 3 times because of booze medically discharged after 15 years prob be on tour 26 about now 😂 ahhh life
Shame yall made it back
Shit was not funny