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Not surprised she didn't want to be touched by him

Everything was fine while this happily married Prog-Mormon couple represented on this YouTube video were living their quiet uninteresting boring Mormon life together with each other… until… the husband, trying to impress his Prog-Mormon wife when it came to how Prog he was, he came into the conjugal bedroom wearing a donkey Halloween costume… which is often referred to as a "Furry Costume" or being a "Furry". She tells him, "Mormon husband I was extremely happy when you wore the elephant costume… but what were you thinking of??!!!" So this Mormon Prog-Husband looks at his wife totally confused while wearing the Donkey costume get-up while sporting the extra dark mascara around his eyelids that gives the costume it's realistic look. "You know my Daddy is a big time financial donor to the Republican Party and this is how you treat me??!!!" Says the Prog-Mormon wife.

Screeching hysterically the Mormon wife opines, "Get out of this bedroom right now this very second you Democrat Wanna-bee brute!!! I never want to talk to you or see you ever again!!!"

I tell you some of these Mormon women take that Democrat vs. Republican stuff pretty seriously… soooo you might want to watch out for that whoever happens to be thinking about jumping on the furry fetish band wagon for the purpose of random bedroom high-variety physically intimate conjugal husband wife activity if their wife happens to be LDS.

It was tough enough when that whole Twilight Fifty Shades of Vampire craze was getting started and hapless husbands were shivering in fully heated bedrooms wondering what their recently turned extremist wife was going to demand they do in bed together during this next interaction together. But now days things (including for Mormon couples) are starting to get very very interesting. And it's not about the furry craze… if someone wants to dress up like a Dolphin or a Lobster or whatever to get their wife hot and horney I say more power to them… but when you have a nationally syndicated reality T.V. show with lots and lots of money on the line… don't you think you might want to consider the money angle to all of this???

I mean if there are problems in the marriage that might someday lead to divorce wait until the husband refuses to do a "Dirty Sanchez" to his wife after she in no uncertain terms requests that of him. Now that's when the wife should get crazy and demand a divorce. How dare a Mormon husband not give his wife a proper "Dirty Sanchez" when she demands that he do that!!! "Honey", says the tired from working a third shift at work that day Mormon husband, "I ate onions and beans last night, I just don't think… " In a very high pitched aggrieved voice his Mormon wife responds pointedly interrupting angrily, "Shut up you awful disobedient husband… I think it's time we started talking Mormon divorce!!!"

"Well honey, if you really want to… " Says the Mormon husband getting cut off by his high demand wife. "That's right, as long as you remember who is the boss in this marriage and it isn't the Mormon man it's the one with the high pitched bossy wife voice… then everything will work out fine."

Attention K-Mart shoppers clean up on aisle eleven!!!

Yep well real Mormons get married in the temple and live clean and sober and healthy and respectful and trustworthy and faithful and loyal and genuine and honest and most Mormons have faith and don't divorce they live life from the scriptures in the book of Mormon and the Bible .. I am raised in Utah and I have known this for years 😊