I've read this headline 10 times, and I still can't figure out how a quadruple amputee drove a car, let the choppa sing on a passenger, AND THEN dumped his body in a stranger's yard.
Posted by Round-South-8869
I've read this headline 10 times, and I still can't figure out how a quadruple amputee drove a car, let the choppa sing on a passenger, AND THEN dumped his body in a stranger's yard.
Posted by Round-South-8869
48 Comments
Definitely not how I expected my home state to end up on the national news but here we are
Well.
That’s certainly a headline.
Well that is a Brand New Sentence.
Who’s Cornhole Star?
Bruh, judging from the ESPN piece on him from about a decade ago (it’s in the article), there’s literally nothing stopping him from doing whatever he wants to do. He’s figured out how to adapt. It’s like the monkey paw version of inspiration porn, so I’m not really questioning *how* he did it. đź‘€
Did I read that correctly or is my allergy medicine making me loopy?
fuck i had a stroke
I may have just had a stroke
Well, ok then.
Headline reads like a mad lib
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Those are all great questions but like, *how does he even play cornhole?* Is he the beanbag?Â
Ok so murder is illegal, immoral, etc.
But this man, who’s had his hands and feet amputated, (eta: allegedly) shot his front passenger, asked for help to dispose of the body, kicked out the still living rear passengers when they refused, and then dumped the body himself on a random a yard. I am a little impressed.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
Welp. That’s one way to not let your disabilities hold you back.
I stole this from another Reddit thread, but I think it works here too.
https://preview.redd.it/0urnbyds4vqg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=181e624a3cabe0510f9a5c9fe1246d6df6e9623a
BINGO!
So i googled him, he has no fingers so how was the trigger of the firearm pulled?
America is so great that even a dude with no hands can shoot his friend dead at point blank range during an argument. What a country.
https://i.redd.it/n74tezoc7vqg1.gif
This headline was a trip
ITS CALLED BAGS MMKAY
Cornpop was a bad dude
“let the choppa sing” OP nooooo 💀🤣
That headline just got crazier and crazier.. i have soooo many questions …
First Oscar Pistorius, now this. We have to stop these limbed challenged people from the murders.
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Will someone please reset the simulation???
This headline has everything! đź¤
At no point did I expect the next word in that title
Where there’s a will there’s a way
How? He wasn’t armed
Wtf did I just read?!
He really shot him self in where the foot used to be, too
Controversial opinion but I think he should be allowed to go free because that’s incredibly impressive and the headline has broughs so much joy to so many.
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the what? the who? the how many? IM LOOOOOOOST
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
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Bro, what?
Anyways. So I start blastin!
https://youtube.com/shorts/0QmPjTkX70Q?si=IL-v9m8t6woyq4eV