Schlatt Doesn’t Regret It ONE BIT 😭
full interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTqTqa_Qro
jschlatt reflects on his purchase of a $100,000 monkey statue. he does not regret it one bit.
edited by: https://www.youtube.com/@ludo.mp4
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Faked by the way you can't read lies that fast
More money then brains
19 hours after vid
I now am going to buy a giant statue of a monkey with big brass b@lls
I got mine for free 🤙
JSchlatt knows his audience. Nothing he does is without reason. If he buys dumb shit, you know its gonna haunt his community for years and make him a bag
Rent is due
Damn his logic is airtight
Is not like lie or true, is just he believes it was😅
Shlat smart by keeping the finger heart rate monitor above his heart it gets a worse signal so it can’t read him as well. That’s why he was able to dodge the question about what he was doing in tuana tuava in the mid to late 90s.
Buying something that’s worth a lot can be then turn around and then sold in the future for more he’s basically asset building at this point
I've been polygraphed (security clearance) and this is a completely incompetent examiner. All answerrs should be yes or no, No "and I'll explain why" obfuscation. The subject should be alone and looking at a blank wall. The subject is not allowed to move around and gesture.
So, yeah, it's just TV. Don't believe everything you see on TV, kids.
It just blows my mind that people (mostly Americans) think a lie detector is accurate let alone legit.
Polygraph guy is a fraud though. It’s hyped up for the video. He can’t actually tell much from the readings.
So just a scum bag with no morals scamming his fans cool shoulda stopped as soon as he hit the goal but no we got this stingy jew
I can't argue with that. The math maths
stop the censor madness ! it wasnt a bad thing !
Best sweater ever. Look at the nuts on this fella! I wore it to Christmas
using a polygraph machine like they actually work lol
Lying so much about the machine thinks it's true
sorry to shatter your joy but that guy is a faker lie detectors dont instantly tell you jack and you certainly cant be laughing and shouting like most of these youtubers do in reality hes built a brand of being the lie detector guy he fakes all of the answers to depending on the vibe and what would be funnier for the video
Brass monkey that funky monkey 😂
that monkey statue was my favorite saga of schlatt’s to follow lmao
Nah charzard is so overrated
Every once in a while I’m reminded hat schalt is crazier than his audience, he just hides it better.
I actively wear my thunderballs sweater on the regular. It's really comfy and good quality, schlatt merch is always a good purchase
Real life brass monkey
im stealing that
There is only one polygraph guy in existence
WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT
Btw that lie detector guy is just a scammer. Lie detectors don't work like that. They are also not that accurate so they haven't been allowed in courts of law in forever. They are useful for police because people believe they work, and are more likely to confess rather than get caught lying. They really only can tell you if you are nervous (which maybe your nervous because your lying, or your just nervous because you are innocent and framed)
Bro is that Gabe Newell who is that 😂
There has to be multiple of the lie detector guy like Nurse Joy or something how is he in every video
I hate how yourubers act like that guys actually using a lie detector which do exist btw but he's reading it way to quick for them and you can easily find he's just an actor XD
True wtf!?😭
Really sad that Schlatt is just ok with going along with whatever fuckin bs is happening in the back. Yall are sheep.
Why are so many people putting this man through a Shlie Detector Test?
That guy is STILL getting work?
The price of scrap metal is going up!!
"before you say lie." hahaha bro calling out his shit
It’s true I bought the stickers I was the net profit
Shlong: Help me buy something stupid
Internet: we gotcha!
what ever happened with that statue anyway?
Wait is that gabe?
That brass monkey, that funky monkey
Not to mention that it draws crazy attention and probably upped his profits a ton for a few months
BRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
BRASS MONKEY JUNKY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
I never got my monkey balls hoodie 🙁
But I loved the idea of it
Mind you the statue cost $92,000 so it's safe to say I am baffled at how he made a profit out of it😭