Don't do the lean-to on a dead branch, as I did once. It took a very cold dip in the sea and 20 mins to was the shite off my back and clothes. Loch Eishort, July 1996
Goated technique: find a log or rock at sitting, ideally with some shrubs for balance support (theyre everywhere, especially dead logs in the boreal). Hang your ass over the edge and you have a similar situation to a toiler
You dont know pooping challenges until you needed to poop in Italy ski resorts in 90s and early 2000s. After whole day of skiing, your quads are at their limits and you have to poop to a hole in a ground in ski boots and nothing to hang on. Traumatic experience it was 😂
Are people so handicapped these days that they need to take a shit? I am half paralyzed now, and is really hard to squat. But as a kid, in the summers I roamed the hills. I was not quite bright, but I knew how to do that anyway.
Once you really get to know each other, and both are truly comfortable in each others company, some couple just chose to just go on each other. There is of course one step further for this which I won’t go into on this platform, it’s rather specialist and I’m only aware of it after walking into a rather unsavoury shop on a trip to Amsterdam as a student. God bless you all.
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Don't do the lean-to on a dead branch, as I did once. It took a very cold dip in the sea and 20 mins to was the shite off my back and clothes. Loch Eishort, July 1996
This is absolute GOLD ! And why doing this bit with one, if not the hottest woman on the planet, makes it even funnier?
im so confused… cant most people even hold up their own bodyweight?
A fraud… Plain and simple..
How do you wipe when linking arms? 🤔
A junky and a liar in the woods.
make the squad then 💩
You would hope it's solid and good or else the 2nd date is never gonna happen
Dang just squat and shit. Whats ur problem?
are we gonna do this later…? dead
Do bears shit in the woods?
Why not just use the porta potty that you make the crew carry and follow you with?
I have a water ski rope that clips to the top of my car
Goated technique: find a log or rock at sitting, ideally with some shrubs for balance support (theyre everywhere, especially dead logs in the boreal). Hang your ass over the edge and you have a similar situation to a toiler
Easier to dig a hole at the base of a tree and put my back to the tree, taught that in the army cadets at aged 14.
Bro never went to India lol
Went live on April 1st?
Just wear a nappy… go anytime,anywhere any position…
I shit in bed with my eyes open
3rd date is when you reach in and pull it out for him 😂
Isn't this the same guy who got a Spice Girl to pee on him? Now he wants another woman to poop on him.
🎵 🎶 Everybodies got a kink! 🎵🎶
I didn’t think women did that sort of thing. Glad they didn’t zoom in on 2 separate dumps near each other at the end.
First date… Some is quick, some is long. I stop hanging on if you waiste my time😂😂😂
Guys would make up any kind of shit to get a girl 😅
I would stack up wood in a line so i can shit without worries, but that's my take on it
You dont know pooping challenges until you needed to poop in Italy ski resorts in 90s and early 2000s. After whole day of skiing, your quads are at their limits and you have to poop to a hole in a ground in ski boots and nothing to hang on. Traumatic experience it was 😂
haha – amazing bro!!
Good Sunday morning laugh !
Can't watch this woman without thinking how she allowed herself to be bullied by Johnny Depp's ex wife .. Sorry 😞
How lovely is Cara!? She's an absolute brick!
My bathroom is into it's 8th day of being out of commission, notes are being taken
Did anyone ever think about sitting on a rock/stone with the back of your butt?
Please make a cooking show called Bear Grills.
She looks like a little crackhead boy
She’s a legend!
I'm pretty sure he pioneerd "the tub girl technique"
Kung fu??…… Ahhh you want the horse stance for poos. 🙂
Cameraman just shit himself laughing
You forgot the rock dunny special… Hang ones ass over the side of the rock for a makeshift toilet
Kung fu method…indian toilet 😂
Just crouch and let loose – your not inventing new ways to crap here, people have been doing this forever – what you even talking about
Dig a hole and squat Dammit..
Are people so handicapped these days that they need to take a shit? I am half paralyzed now, and is really hard to squat. But as a kid, in the summers I roamed the hills. I was not quite bright, but I knew how to do that anyway.
Bear likes the 5 star the best
Once you really get to know each other, and both are truly comfortable in each others company, some couple just chose to just go on each other. There is of course one step further for this which I won’t go into on this platform, it’s rather specialist and I’m only aware of it after walking into a rather unsavoury shop on a trip to Amsterdam as a student. God bless you all.
Hahahah Kirt cobain
Does a Bear shit in the woods…..?