well does duration help? I only farted 5 times but like… One lasted for OVER 15 seconds and had to cut that shit off before it got dangerous… So I must be on my way to meeting my weight loss goals!
My nick name was the ripper and have a picture in my high school senior year book and right next to it in plain ol English “most likely to fart himself to death”
So if you eat beans, you gain some calories or something like that, but then you’ll fart a lot which burns 57 so basically you eat you gain and then you will lose much more than what you gain
What kinda farts are we talking about. The ones where you cropdust someone in the produce isle or the ones where you need to find somewhere private because you're not sure what's gonna happen?
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Complete bullshit!
Bull, I call bull, I fart dozens of times a day and nothing happens
well does duration help? I only farted 5 times but like… One lasted for OVER 15 seconds and had to cut that shit off before it got dangerous… So I must be on my way to meeting my weight loss goals!
My nick name was the ripper and have a picture in my high school senior year book and right next to it in plain ol English “most likely to fart himself to death”
i smile it is time, to consume my favorite word in the entire multiverse..
BEANS
How big Is the fart
No wonder my brother is 53 pound in 3rd grade he farts every 20 seconds and eats a crapton
Mine do 450 at least
The lesson is take laxatives
this is why we must free diddy
“If your not farting at least 67 times a day you’re weak and lazy” – David Goggins
So if you eat beans, you gain some calories or something like that, but then you’ll fart a lot which burns 57 so basically you eat you gain and then you will lose much more than what you gain
Uhhh hey guys let’s get some taco bell💀😂
I have held my fart for weeks straight. Now i see why im fat
Who the hell would want to know how many times you fart and lose that much weight?
So thats why my wife stays so skinny.
Bro i fart 61 times every hour
im burning 10k colories per day then
2015 called, they want their false post back.
I should've lost 43.5 Kg today, after that Taco Bell.
So beans are good for you
You burn a lot more if you trying to hold your spouse under the covers while thats happening 😂
I hope this isn’t true
The diet is called intermittent farting
Wait, really?
MYTH IT TAKES NO ENERGY U BURN NOTHING
THIS SHALL MOTIVATE ME TO KEEP GOING
bullshit
What kinda farts are we talking about. The ones where you cropdust someone in the produce isle or the ones where you need to find somewhere private because you're not sure what's gonna happen?
Have some beans and cornbread.
"Those are some rookie numbers"😭
1 fart burns my eyes 😅😅😅
I'm embarrassed to say that is now in my Google search history I had to look it up
I’m here from realism
So I lose about 10 pounds of fat every day
Sorry but you gotta have some insane farts to burn 57 calories
So to get skinny just drink frobscottle
So 3,477 calories is one pound
Then i must be eating like a 600lb life contestant and dont even know 😂
Boy math at it's finest😂