> “The whole thing’s about defaming me,” Jones said. “You can’t take something over and then act like you’re somebody, even if you say it’s a parody. You could do a parody of somebody, but not if you took something from them. I’ve already checked with lawyers, so they’re in deep s—t. I’m already suing the Democrat Party law firms, already got civil rights lawsuits. Look, just because you’re wearing my shirt don’t mean you’re me, so let’s be 100% clear about that.”
> During his rant, Jones claimed that “the left” is trying to “silence” him.
> “This is what the left do,” he said. “They try to silence you, then they misrepresent who you are. They’re body snatchers! They’re skin walkers! They literally take your skin! This is gonna backfire big time, folks.”
ctrl_alt_excrete on
For most, this would be considered crashing out. For Alex Jones it’s just Tuesday.
Unhappy_Cress_7431 on
It’s not authentic unless he takes his shirt off like Burt Crysler
stunts002 on
This is hilarious, no notes.
Random_Chaos_Theory on
Somebody please give him a cheeseburger to fit in his burger locker and then a nappypoo
The_Dark_Vampire on
Wait a minute.
It wasn’t a parody/satire site already
0ttoChriek on
This is the Onion’s first InfoWars article, right? Right?
It’s fun seeing Alex Jones lose his tenuous grip on sanity.
HoneyReasonable9316 on
Dude looks like a mashed potato / ninja turtle hybrid at this point.
Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat on
Does Jones seriously want to start a new conversation about “defamation?”
ChainsawRomance on
Man showing up with his titties out to be intittymidating like we all can’t see he brought muffin tops
The_Goondocks on
It’s wild that anyone ever listened to this maniac
Communism on
What a fuckin crisis actor
Nerozero on
“Keep laughing!”
Can do! AH-HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
KatieBarTheDoor1977 on
Why isn’t he living in a cardboard box under a bridge somewhere in rural Wyoming?
Andysue28 on
I was worried the Onion would run out of content… hahaha
swrrrrg on
I seriously thought the title was Onion satire.
Silent-Database5613 on
Why is he always so goddamn red?
I assume “democrat” is as many syllables as he can huff out before losing his breath
Regretted_Simian on
My all time favourite Alex Jones moment is when he said that eating too much chili caused him to forget his kid’s teacher’s name
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Maybe it wasn’t just the frogs….
> “The whole thing’s about defaming me,” Jones said. “You can’t take something over and then act like you’re somebody, even if you say it’s a parody. You could do a parody of somebody, but not if you took something from them. I’ve already checked with lawyers, so they’re in deep s—t. I’m already suing the Democrat Party law firms, already got civil rights lawsuits. Look, just because you’re wearing my shirt don’t mean you’re me, so let’s be 100% clear about that.”
> During his rant, Jones claimed that “the left” is trying to “silence” him.
> “This is what the left do,” he said. “They try to silence you, then they misrepresent who you are. They’re body snatchers! They’re skin walkers! They literally take your skin! This is gonna backfire big time, folks.”
For most, this would be considered crashing out. For Alex Jones it’s just Tuesday.
It’s not authentic unless he takes his shirt off like Burt Crysler
This is hilarious, no notes.
Somebody please give him a cheeseburger to fit in his burger locker and then a nappypoo
Wait a minute.
It wasn’t a parody/satire site already
This is the Onion’s first InfoWars article, right? Right?
It’s fun seeing Alex Jones lose his tenuous grip on sanity.
Dude looks like a mashed potato / ninja turtle hybrid at this point.
Does Jones seriously want to start a new conversation about “defamation?”
Man showing up with his titties out to be intittymidating like we all can’t see he brought muffin tops
It’s wild that anyone ever listened to this maniac
What a fuckin crisis actor
“Keep laughing!”
Can do! AH-HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
Why isn’t he living in a cardboard box under a bridge somewhere in rural Wyoming?
I was worried the Onion would run out of content… hahaha
I seriously thought the title was Onion satire.
Why is he always so goddamn red?
I assume “democrat” is as many syllables as he can huff out before losing his breath
My all time favourite Alex Jones moment is when he said that eating too much chili caused him to forget his kid’s teacher’s name