Stephen Colbert Spots Rock-Solid Proof Trump’s Life ‘Isn’t Going Great’ Right Now

More trump buffoonery… i wonder how he sleeps at night (trump)

“In response to his sinking poll numbers, today Trump posted a New York Times article praising ‘The Apprentice’s’ ratings from April of 2004,” Colbert pointed out.

“Always a tipoff that life isn’t going great for you when you start to brag about something from 22 years ago,” he pointed out. “You kids think dad’s a loser? Well, I’ll have you know that back in high school, I once won two free tickets to see the Spin Doctors in Anaheim at the Grove.”

Al Bundy. One of the most pitiable tv dads to ever exist. Such a pathetic loser that nobody in his family, even the dog, respected him. Perfectly written to be as big a failure as possible. 

What’s his one thing he clings to to brighten up his dreadful existence? 4 touchdowns in a single game. Polk High record. He’ll brag about it, bend over backwards to bring it up so he can talk about it, fantasize that he’s still doing it… Twenty something years later he longs for that glory. 

The president of the United States is living his life like the most perfect loser who has ever been written. 

The problem is he is deserving of zero pity.

How the actual f is his approval rating 32%? How do 32% of you actually still approve of him?

Immigration down because Trump puts people in prison, takes their kids away and then since the adult adults to countries they’ve never been in before and has imprisoned there. Why would anybody wanna come to our country which used to be a safe Haven for immigrants? That’s what our country was built on that’s what his family came here for he forgets that his mother was an immigrant. She came here for a better life. Did he hate his mother that much that he’s against every immigration every immigrant that steps on our soil you have to try to send to countries that never seen these people. The people have never been in before don’t even speak the same language you’re a piece of work, Trump why don’t you go to one of these count countries and be put in prison find out what it’s really like.

He might implode if we start calling him President Loser.