Kevin Smith wishes wife Jennifer Schwalbach Smith a happy 27th anniversary. “We’re born alone and we die alone – but if we’re lucky, we find someone to live with for all the many moments between that start and finish. I’m so grateful that someone is you.”
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Sweet. Anyway, he’s friends with Johnny Depp.
Does it still feel like they’re cheating on each other with each other? Weirdos.
is this a safe space to admit I thought this was Kevin James
Affleck was the bomb in phantoms
Relationship goals. Love these two and have forever. SNOOCHIE.
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It’s pretty much impossible to be born alone…what the fuck is he talking about
My two main takes are-
The wedding looks were A CHOICE.
And, their daughter is called Harley Quinn??? Immediate jail if so.
I’ll never forget that tweet where he talked about her taint.
Comments not passing the vibe check.
If you’re wearing jeans and a hoodie on what is supposed to be the most important of your life, especially when your wife has put on some effort to dress up, you are extremely rude and disrespectful. I don’t care.
Happy for them.
I love them. Their relationship is so wholesome. And the wedding is so perfectly suited to their whole vibe. 10/10 for this whole post.
What’s up with these comments?
She settled
Who are these people? I tried googling Kevin Smith & all I’m getting is a Kiwi actor who sadly died in 2002.
The pigtails are iconic
This is sooo Kevin Smith! And it’s not a brand, it’s truly him. I’ve had the pleasure of being among his family and friends, and they are totally normal as one can be. But if you are in their inner circle you are loved, immensely.
When a celeb couple break up and people say love is dead, this is the only couple that would do that to me. He is obsessed with her and she finds him amusing. They both are lucky!
Anyone else remember when he used to blog about “Greasy Reese” Witherspoon? Weird times.
ETA: Why downvote me? I’m merely saying it was weird!
I appreciate this sub for expanding my white people knowledge & memory retention because I had NO IDEA who these people were, but after a Google search I think I have a fleeting memory of the dude.
Love this dude. I got to see him in person at a Portland comedy club and it was an amazing night. His stories, jokes, and insights were incredibly funny and interesting. I hope to see him again one day.
Kevin smiths a really cool dude and I’m happy for them!
We’re not born alone. We come out if somebody’s vagina. We would die within hours if we were to be born alone.
That’s really sweet! 27 years together and still so full of gratitude and love.
Still cant close his eyes all the way though.
Again love they went the distance
He was born alone? His mum wasn’t there??