Kid Rock pleads for ticket sales as he claims he’s ‘suppressed’ in bizarre office tour video

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  1. Dude thinks people are trying to cancel him while it’s simply that nobody give a fuck about him.

  2. I’m sure lots of singers want more Ticket sales. But it’s supply vs demand.

    I guess kid rock just hates free markets.

  3. NoGoodAtPickingAName on

    He’s never had enduring popularity and his MAGA devotion lost him at least half of his ever aging followers.

  4. SomewhereNo8378 on

    suppressed by whom? you have the full federal government and massive right wing media apparatus at your call.

  5. ARoodyPooCandyAss on

    Its interesting how these celebs operate, they go balls in deep in MAGA land which makes them news worthy again but then in turn ruins their career on the tail end of these decisions

    I literally had not heard a peep from Kid Rock in decades and was a fan even. Now I am far far far from a fan.

  6. Kid Rock needs nope actually deserves to take a long bath on this one. The tide turns and the turds just float out to sea to disappear forever…

  7. Dude gets tons of free publicity by being an ass. If people were actually interested in his music, then they’d buy tickets.

  8. Griffisbored on

    Be shit at job
    Don’t sell tickets
    Support Trump
    Still shit at job
    Still don’t sell tickets
    Blame the “Left” for stifling your voice

  9. Unlikable asshole with terrible music wonders why he has poor ticket sales. It’s a true mystery.

  10. Bruschetta_Bout_It on

    I’d rather pay $1500 to hear a loop of fart noises for 4 hours than be paid $100 to listen to a Kid Rock song on a radio that I could change the station at any point during the song.

  11. ThoughtPhysical7457 on

    Nothing says suppressed like having the entire federal government on your side. Literally the DOD/ DOW did a chopper flyby of his house and the SECRETARY protected the pilots and said it was cool. Hes been in the eval office more than Melania. But sure. When will someone think of kid rock

  12. VexedCanadian84 on

    who’s his music and act for?

    he’s pissed off most people in one way or another over his career

  13. Smurf_Crime_Scene on

    His Fandom is probably plagued by diabetes, bad nutrition and medical neglect, they’re rocking cemeteries now.

  14. VapidRapidRabbit on

    No one is clamoring for a Kid Rock live performance. LMAO. He should’ve hung it up 20 years ago.

  15. Numerous_Photograph9 on

    No one is suppressing people’s ability to buy your tickets.

    People just don’t want to buy tickets to your show. Playing the victim doesn’t help, and too bad for you, but MAGA doesn’t actually care about you.

  16. “Aging entertainer who loves the trailer park lifestyle fears he may end up having to live in an *actual* trailer park.”

    I fixed up the title, free of charge.

  17. suppressed or, and bare with me here, his music doesn’t appeal to most people (i.e., he’s not a good musician)? hmmmm…

  18. baphomet_fire on

    Guy is asking $5k tickets for his trailer park rock. I hope he loses money on the tour

  19. I love when millionaires claim their are suppressed.

    Old rocks stars are like old footballs players. Their careers don’t last forever. It isn’t suppression. It’s father time bawitdaba. Father time!

  20. RoswellRedux on

    Maybe it’s a bad business decision to hang out with, and behave like, a douche bag.

  21. Ehh… maybe it’s because he hasn’t been musically relevant in years and is just trying to pander/grift off of MAGA, trying to be Ted Nugent.

  22. Compare two Detroit rockers: Kid Rock and Jack White.

    Which one continually focused on their music and their fans?

    Which one sought out opportunities to play with other world class musicians?

    Which one, through cheritable acts, invested back into Detroit (masonic Temple, Clark Park, etc)

    There are reasons why some artists disappear over time.

  23. ImmortanTetris on

    Suppressed? This is the 4th time I’ve heard Kid Rock tickets are available this week.

  24. General_Tea8725 on

    You’re not suppressed. It’s just that nobody wants to go to your shitty show.

  25. Totinos160count on

    The only good kid rock song is picture. And that is solely because of Sheryl Crow.

  26. I hope he tries to sue trump for ruining his image. Oh boy, that’d be hilarious.

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