Zooey Deschanel wishes fiancé Jonathan Scott (plaid Property Brother) a happy 48th birthday
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Zooey Deschanel wishes fiancé Jonathan Scott (plaid Property Brother) a happy 48th birthday
Posted by mcfw31
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… for some reason my headcannon would have her engaged to someone much more interesting than one of those property brothers 😶
They’re two of the most boring people I’ve ever seen who I’m sure have 800 credit scores
My mind for some reason thought they were already married 😬
Does she look like Rashida Jones here or am I seeing things
I had no idea she was engaged to one of those twins who probably shower together
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Today I learned she’s not married to Ben gibbard anymore and it’s been like almost 20 years since that 🤣
“Plaid Property Brother” is probably one of the funniest things I will read today. Perfect description!
“Plaid Property Brother” is probably one of the funniest things I will read today. Perfect description!
Wait they’re still not married?
These two have been engaged forever.
Has she had a lifestyle change? She looks different
It seems like they’ve been engaged forever but it’s only been 3 years
I feel like they’ve been fiancés forever omg
Wow, he smiles like Mr Beast. It doesn’t reach his souless eyes.
Whenever I see her, all I can hear are the subtle digs at the Deschanel family and Hollywood that Ben Gibbard dished out in his divorce album.
What is the point of 3 years engagement? Or any long engagement outside of external factors (finishing school, immigration issues or Covid)? These two are independently wealthy, I wonder what the hold up is. At some point, why bother? Just Kurt & Goldie it.
The difference in their head sizes is stark!
They seem happy.
In other news, his head is like 60% larger than hers. Does she have an unusually small head or does he have an unusually large head?
idk how to explain it but he doesn’t look real
he looks like a cardboard cutout come to life or something
So she’s still doing the bangs thing. Ok. 🤮
I wasn’t ready to see Zooey Deschanel with work done.
Idk why, but they are like the Bizarro world boring version of Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau.
Zooey 3.0 with that new face.
it was pretty sweet when he said he would rebuild her family’s house after the la fires 🥲
Totally adorkable
Plaid property brother is killing me 😭 why do I feel like they’ve been engaged for a decade
Why does his face look comically enlarged
I just see Jessica Day and Schmidt.
He looks like a turtle. But go Canada
I always wonder why celebs delay their engagement when they have the $$$ to make it happen quickly
Without the bangs, she looks identical to Michelle Bachman, and that’s just something you can’t unsee.
I always find it funny just how large his head is compared to hers
Summer
Congratulations Luis Suarez
He kinda looks like Elvis uh huh huh
That guy looks like Luis Suarez
He looks like a foot
Didn’t this dude or his brother appear in a picture in the Epstein files eating dinner with small children? It was literally like two months ago people.