Wolfgang Van Halen calls out people casting Instagram aspersions on his wife Andraia

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  1. GrecoRomanGuy on

    Insulting a man’s wife and then trying to cover for it by claiming that listening to that man’s father’s discography gives you the right to call him out is absolute peak parasocial insanity.

  2. _AskMyMom_ on

    That’s some entitled behavior holy fuck. That lady says “we listened to your dad, we’re basically family”.

    That’s some real Karen energy right there. Jfc

  3. bespindeathspin on

    Yeah it doesn’t work that way

    ![gif](giphy|XfLxYDo3k13NoyNILo)

  4. fairygrl222 on

    How miserable does your life have to be to feel the need to treat a random celebrity like your nephew? You don’t know him.

  5. Frosty-Objective-751 on

    *”You could die and nothing in my life would change”*

    r/murderedbywords

  6. Frost_Blue_182 on

    I am here for celebs calling out parasocial behaviour. Also, if you’re old enough to have listened to his dad’s music, you’re sure as shit old enough to know better.

    I’m just fed up because on one hand I want more celebs to call it out, but on the other, we have the likes of Chappell who do and get eviscerated…

  7. Stinkycheese8001 on

    Because otherwise women notoriously can’t stand guitar players?

  8. No-Effective388 on

    Just because you listened to his dad’s music doesn’t make you part of his family. I hate such people thinking they have a right to tell other people who they don’t even know what’s best for them.

  9. BakedPlantains on

    Crazy how happily people will go, “People I find unattractive are somehow undeserving of love + I find it unbelievable that someone would want to be intimate with them bc I don’t”

  10. Renegade_Hat on

    “That being said I do unfortunately have to tell you to eat my ass”

    Oh ok so he shreds people in addition to guitars lmao

    Edit – “he” and “to” respectively

  11. Past-Advisor-824 on

    What is up with the weird spacing and .. ‘s in that “we are family” weirdo lady’s comment?!

  12. I get what they’re trying to say but the argument “she wouldn’t be with you if you weren’t who you are” is so stupid like okay but he is who he is

  13. “You are like our extended family”…

    This is just beyond parasocial. You don’t fucking know the guy. Nor the dad, nor his son. You don’t get to be this “protective” about some random celebrity, without the rest of the world questioning your mental health.

  14. SuccessOk7850 on

    Good job Wolf, fans can be very parasocial about their idol and it pmo.

  15. rayybloodypurchase on

    “I do unfortunately have to tell you to eat my ass” would be a great flair

  16. carlitospig on

    While uncool to say, the larger point about parasocial freaks is apt: you ain’t his uncle or auntie.

  17. Eat My Ass is the new phrase to say, my coworkers sister is in HS and tells her this all the time 😂

  18. badlilbishh on

    No this person is not like your extended family you weirdo! You do not know them!

  19. I just saw a tik tok of David Lee Roth saying Van Halen is actually directed towards women. A lot of van halen news.

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