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I hope they break up

Now I couldn't help noticing that Bobbi Althoff has a Black boyfriend. This causes me to remember that in Africa there are many tribes of Black African people who have been displaced because of war misfortune, forced by their respective governments to relocate to areas where there is no water. Consequently these Black African people are on the verge of death. So who comes flying in from the sky using Learjets to get to these far flung locations (then later helicopters are used)???

Mormon men. These Mormon men bring no water, no money, no supplies for these starving thirsty Black African people… instead they bring two rods… specifically rods made of iron. After disembarking from their Helicopter, they begin walking about among curious black African tribes-people with two iron rods, one in each hand… and they walk and walk and walk.

Eventually, after wandering around for several minutes they stop because the rods, as if by magic, they have come together and have formed an "X" over a location.

It turns out these are not normal Mormon men, oh no, they are what is called Water-Witches.

They are always partially Scottish when it comes to their ancestry and somehow through some kind of odd intuition , these Water-Witches, based on what the rods do… they are able to locate exactly where the water is underneath the ground.

That is when they roll up their sleeves and begin to use the shovel that their assistant brought with him, and the two of them begin to dig and dig and dig sometimes for several days straight (with just a few hours sleep every once in awhile as their work digging a deep hole progresses) much to the curiosity of the highly confused highly thirsty displaced population of African Tribes-People.

But then as it always does, something amazing happens; and to the Black African Tribes-People something quite shocking happens… !!!WATER!!! Water is discovered! Life saving blessed by God himself water!!! Water that without which all of the Black Tribes-people would die of thirst leaving not one of them alive, no not even a single one!

Using plastic buckets that were brought with them inside the Helicopter that had been previously inside the Learjet before changing flying vehicles, water from the half dug well is distributed to all the Tribes-People… very clean very healthy fresh spring water [the kind that would cost a lot of money if you bought it in plastic bottle containers in an upscale upper-middle class (or higher economic strata) American grocery store because the taste is so pure and the slight mineral content is so healthy].

The next day after this happens another crew of Mormons that gets flown into the area by Helicopter, they professionally dig a well that can be used perpetually while still keeping the water nice and clean and pure and very much fit for human consumption, which takes two to three weeks to complete that part of the building process for the water extraction (that includes pipes and professionally made pumps and what have you).

So as you can see Mormons have a long history of loving Black people as you can notice this is so with this White Mormon woman and her Black boyfriend in this YouTube video. My country-boy thought is… perhaps these two would like to go on a date at a Rodeo?