I mean As a witch that's one of the first things taught in the community. Welcome mats/signs open your home to EVERYTHING Why do you think the South of Amerikkka is so corrupted?
I just imagined a vampire using one just to enter, and the floor is made of salt tiles with crosses on them. (In some cultures, vampires are weak to salt or can't move past it.)
As a VTM Player, no we donāt need to be invited in, however weāll only be there during the night. Secondly we most likely donāt want you any harm, as long as you stay out of our business, the worst weāll do it take some blood from you, and no it wonāt kill you or change you, Itāll actually be pleasurable, and youāll just be a bit lethargic afterward.
I bet the superstition of spilling salt for bad luck and tossing it over your shoulder to mitigate it is also Vampire propaganda. If you spill salt they would be compulsed to count every grain so they want you to avoid doing it in the first place or if you did spill get rid of it asap
Now I have a question though. Do vampires have to be welcomed back into their own homes? The whole thing about "inviting them in" is because of the belief of protective house spirits. The house spirits are supposed to protect you from anything unwanted entering the house. But if you invite it in, the spirits are then bound to hospitality laws and cannot get rid of the owner's guest, the owner has to manually do it themselves. Which they usually can't.
sadly, a welcome mat isnt a workaround. it is not inside the house welcoming them in, it is not alive, and bonus points!- even if the vampire watched a person place the mat themselves it doesnt count.
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Old mirror use silver for reflective. That makes vampire can not appearbin mirror.
Then vampires invent mirror with alluminium as reflective.
My welcome mat: welcome delivery man, everyone else, get the f*ck out.
Vampires: Damm it.
Joins UPS*
5:43 tell Annie Ann to let ol yeller out š
F once my friend said, he'll not enter my house as I dont have a welcome mat.
Good mine says ādead insideā
"femboys can not enter a house uninvited"š£ļøš„š„
I donāt like company so I will not be having a welcome mat maybe a F off mat
My door mat says "f*ck off"
So don't put a welcome mats
So we need a Matt that says "Welcome, unless you are a vampire or other evil".
I wouldve made a werewolves only matt lol
I mean
As a witch
that's one of the first things taught in the community.
Welcome mats/signs
open your home to EVERYTHING
Why do you think the South of Amerikkka is so corrupted?
So funny
Is that why ghost enter peoples house too š they got invited bc before they had to have the door opened to walk in but now they just travel in
But you see the no trespassing sign in the yard negates that
I just imagined a vampire using one just to enter, and the floor is made of salt tiles with crosses on them. (In some cultures, vampires are weak to salt or can't move past it.)
Not my mat. Mines says "piss off" š
Good thing that I have two mats that say "F off"
Isnāt āwelcomeā just a greeting? Wouldnāt they need a āplease come inā Mat for that to work?
Mine says "hippity hoppity, get off my property" and it has frog holding a shotgun sitting on a rocking chair.
I never liked leaving my welcome mat outside
What's stopping someone from taking it?
So I have it inside
Vampires can also receive free and constant blood supply from discarded plasma donation plastics.
Good thing one of ours just says āHippity hoppity get off my propertyā with a frog holding a gun on it lol
Lols I thought Angle said it had to be verbal š š
As a VTM Player, no we donāt need to be invited in, however weāll only be there during the night. Secondly we most likely donāt want you any harm, as long as you stay out of our business, the worst weāll do it take some blood from you, and no it wonāt kill you or change you, Itāll actually be pleasurable, and youāll just be a bit lethargic afterward.
Plot twist I put welcome mats that say welcome except for vampires
I bet the superstition of spilling salt for bad luck and tossing it over your shoulder to mitigate it is also Vampire propaganda. If you spill salt they would be compulsed to count every grain so they want you to avoid doing it in the first place or if you did spill get rid of it asap
And thats why my house doesnāt have a welcome matt.
Bruhhhhh it all makes sense now
Good thing i don't have one š š š
So āno trespassingā sign is the true vampire bane. Not garlic or silver
Lead shot from a shotgun might not kill them, but i'll make them wish they were dead.
Whenever you don't want people to come into your house, just draw on the back. You have been unwelcomed
Wouldn't one of the residents have to be the one to put the welcome mat down?
And this is why I just get mats that say "fuck off" š
Well if serana knocks at my door she is very welcome to feed on me
How about we just make "Welcome (except vampires)." Mats
I love how he just walks past the lady. He's there for a separate reason
My welcome mat says witches welcome, thatās it. Vampire scam bypassed
And I am over here wanting a mat saying solicitors are dealt with via the old God way
Now I have a question though. Do vampires have to be welcomed back into their own homes?
The whole thing about "inviting them in" is because of the belief of protective house spirits. The house spirits are supposed to protect you from anything unwanted entering the house. But if you invite it in, the spirits are then bound to hospitality laws and cannot get rid of the owner's guest, the owner has to manually do it themselves. Which they usually can't.
wouldn't that mean turning the around void that reason, the welcome is to the outside not to the indoors
UNLESS the 'welcome' needs to be VERBAL!!
And that's why I place the welcome mat reverse to make them leave lolš and I keep them in the house not outside
sadly, a welcome mat isnt a workaround. it is not inside the house welcoming them in, it is not alive, and bonus points!- even if the vampire watched a person place the mat themselves it doesnt count.
They can, they just dont because they are polite
Lol my welcome mats say " hippity hoppity get of my property" and a frog with shotgun and swing chair š¤£