John Waters’ official list of grievances



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    1. aewright0316 on

      John Waters is my idol and he gets better with time. Stay weird, my dude 🤘

    2. hellsbbgurl on

      forever and ever a WORLD treasure. john waters is a necessary force of nature and a true icon. his unbashed queerness and sense of self have always inspired me.

    3. DismalAstronomer- on

      I love that he had notes. I want to memorize this for a monologue I’ll never need.

    4. Opening-Valuable-204 on

      Oh man I really needed that laugh, John Waters is an absolute treasure

    5. Sleepy-Giraffe947 on

      I love all of this. Especially how he wrote all his grievances down, you know he’s been waiting for this moment.

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    6. SakuraTacos on

      Lmao! I hate the word “lover” too! In the words of Liz Lemon, “That word bums me out unless it’s between the words ‘meat’ and ‘pizza’.”

    7. pineapple_and_tajin on

      How is it that he looks exactly the same as he did in the 80’s? The man is a vampire.

    8. fickle_tartan on

      “Cancelled due to weather” is on my list too, along with when people say they have “mental health”, idk what the fuck to do with that.

    9. Ghee-Buttersnaps- on

      This isn’t loading for me 🙁 But I saw John speak at a club many many years ago. He was hilarious and an absolute delight

    10. AScannerBarkly on

      His film making advice is maybe the most succinct I’ve ever heard. They broke the mold with Waters.