Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Reddit Threads Today I learned that during the Cannes standing ovations, the ushers link arms and won’t let you leave until the talent decides to go Posted by mcfw31
ThrowawayGreenWitch on May 19, 2026 2:02 pm You can leave on the other side. People do it all the time.
Drip_Eazy on May 19, 2026 2:04 pm Imagine sitting there calculating whether the standing ovation is worth missing the bathroom window.
acatisacatisacat on May 19, 2026 2:24 pm I cannot imagine standing up and clapping for 5-12 minutes and not knowing when it would end.
Standard_Room_2589 on May 19, 2026 2:30 pm the 5+ minute standing ovations need to fucking go, such a joke
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Bro I would bust through that shit like my name was Red Rover.
Imagine having to pee
You can leave on the other side. People do it all the time.
Imagine sitting there calculating whether the standing ovation is worth missing the bathroom window.
That’s creepy as hell.
I’ll shit in the aisle I don’t care
~~Stockholm~~ Cannes Syndrome
They’re using the power of friendship.
Now it makes sense…
I cannot imagine standing up and clapping for 5-12 minutes and not knowing when it would end.
the 5+ minute standing ovations need to fucking go, such a joke
You can leave , this is just performative nonsense