DOJ Declares Trump Has Right to Bulldoze Statue of Liberty

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    1. NeverBorn-NeverDead on

      Sure, why not

      I know writers who use subtext and they are all cowards

    2. Efficient-Search on

      At this point, just allow Fuckface von Clownstick to wipe his orange ass with the constitution and let him go Charles Whitman in the middle of 5th Avenue, and his cult followers would still be simultaneously genuflecting in reverence and climaxing from joy. Our empire is well and truly in its decline and fall.

    3. RandonEnglishMun on

      My brain instantly went to the scene from a man in the high castle where the Nazis destroy the Statue of Liberty.

    4. Wow! The most patriotic and American thing to do. Braindead MAGAts are training for the mental gymnastics to justify this.

    5. southboundtracks on

      What happened? He saw a political cartoon and thought it was real? 

    6. ThatSICILIANThing on

      The part that really sucks is that this’ll probably happen over the summer and half of the people in this country are gonna be like “well it was French anyway”

    7. Additional-North-683 on

      After all the Statue of Liberty does have a radically pro immigrant message

    8. CartridgeFrog on

      Sure, of course he does. Genuinely no one gives a fuck anymore and it’s gonna take us generations to recover from all this shit, if we ever do.

    9. He said something the other day about the Lincoln memorial facing the wrong way for his Trump promanade extension to The Mall I wonder if this will be the justification for him to remove it.

    10. fractious_kitty on

      For fucks sake I had a better handle on third graders than the ppl in charge of Trump 🙄

    11. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A guy who lost his first re-election, inciting a riot and insurrection, then after being re-elected, releasing, and pardoning all his rioters, while attempting to setup a billionaire-fund to pay them off would rather watch the world burn than give up power again. He’ll be dead in a few years, but he will do everything he can to ruin America and get rich while he has air in his lungs…

    12. “All of this further illustrates just how powerful the Trump administration believes itself to be: Its modus operandi is simply to break our nation’s laws with such speed that no one can stop it.”

      🎯

    13. allyuhneedislove on

      For all of those who are surprised, isn’t this the perfect metaphor?

    14. Financial-Ask-9760 on

      At this point… is The Onion even making money anymore?? 😂😂