Brendan Fraser reunites with ‘The Mummy’

I don’t know, fam. With things going the way they have been these days, maybe an ancient curse is actually what we need??? It can’t be worse than some of the other shit we’ve got going on.

Man, I’m so excited for what they’ve got cooked up for the new Mummy movie.

This reminds me of the time I worked for the King Tut traveling exhibition in Times Square and Kanye West made us set up a romantic dinner for him and a pre-Kim date in the room with the dead baby coffins and the mummy replica.

Except this is way better than that.