>The post included multiple jokes about tourists loving the mayo-based dressing they’ve had in America.
Has whoever wrote this ever had ranch dressing? Ranch should not be mayo based. It’s buttermilk based.
AhhBisto on
I know in the US you get warning labels about not ironing your clothes while you wear them but I’m not sure Europeans are going to be attempting to smuggle ranch dressing when it’s readily available to buy in pretty much every supermarket on the continent.
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>The post included multiple jokes about tourists loving the mayo-based dressing they’ve had in America.
Has whoever wrote this ever had ranch dressing? Ranch should not be mayo based. It’s buttermilk based.
I know in the US you get warning labels about not ironing your clothes while you wear them but I’m not sure Europeans are going to be attempting to smuggle ranch dressing when it’s readily available to buy in pretty much every supermarket on the continent.
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Ugh let me live
Yay America!


America! Come for the fascism. Stay for the ranch
Don’t tell me how to experience Hidden Valley!! LOL!
I hope someone has introduced these new ranch lovers to crack chicken. But that might be dangerous.
https://preview.redd.it/rlilh9c4hx7h1.png?width=972&format=png&auto=webp&s=e46861afdda8f4eab7c09a97733660595a5f7b8e
someone needs to inform them that there are dry ranch seasoning packets that they can take on a plane and make ranch dressing at home!

We can’t afford healthcare or gas but at least our food will give you heart disease so you die before things get really bad.