Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2026: See the Winners List

The winners of the most important, cherished, and coveted awards in all of pop culture were finally revealed tonight (well, at least some of them) as comedians Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers hosted the fifth edition of Bravo’s Las Culturistas Culture Awards, which is now available to stream on Peacock.

Spun off from Yang and Rogers’ podcast, Las Culturistas, the Culture Awards lovingly spoof the entertainment industry’s obsession with prizes and self-congratulation. There are 100 categories (seriously), the vast majority of them ridiculous bits, and even the semi-serious ones basically gags, too. For instance, the nominees for this year’s Album of the Year prize included actually relevant records released within the past year such as Zara Larsson’s Midnight Sun, Rosalía’s Lux, Slayyyter’s Wor$t Girl in America, but also Slayyter’s back catalog, and Bing Crosby’s entire oeuvre.

On the way more delightfully stupid side of things, the Culture Awards this year bestowed honors upon such things as, “Best Thing That Could Change Your Life for Two Weeks,” “Most Beautiful Name for a Daughter You Haven’t Even Thought of Yet,” “What to Say When the Group Picture Is Taking a Bit Too Long,” and “Best Sauce.” The Culture Awards even expanded their purview in 2026 with the inaugural “Las Cultch 30 Under 30,” which included such luminaries as Punch the Monkey, Blue Ivy Carter, Chase Infiniti, and Windows 98.

Of course, with 100 categories to get through, Yang and Rogers couldn’t reveal all the winners on the broadcast. But out of deep respect for pop culture, we’ve compiled a full (yes, full) list for your perusal and cultural edification, of the entire list of awards categories, with the winners in bold that were announced during the show. We will update the winners list if and when the full slate of 2026 Los Culturista Culture Awards winners are unveiled.

Most Iconic Building or Structure
The Flatiron Eataly
The Barclays Center a.k.a. Ellie the Elephant’s house
The Millennial Apartment in The Drama
SpongeBob’s Pineapple home
The Bell House

Editor’s picks

Fastest Four-Legged Mammal
Little dog running away from owner with salami in mouth
Cheetah
Wild stallion
Me when Dave Matthews Band is back on tour
My mom when Black Friday HIT (2009, online shopping not as prevalent)

Best Temperature
Medium Rare
Sunny but breezy
74 degrees
Hot for October
“Medium waërw” – Below Deck

Best Movie of All Time
Wicked 1
Parasite
Jumanji
An Inconvenient Truth …A LOTTA GOOD THAT DID
Gaga: Five Foot Two

Putcha Hearts Up Award for Excellence in Seeing Someone From Far Away
Two-finger salute
Shouting “Over here!”
Shouting “There’s the killer!”
Slowly approaching each other to a song like in High School Musical 3
Squinting and saying “She can’t come to my birthday but she can come to THIS? Goooot it.”

Lil Avocado Who Is a Man Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks
Argyle
Cheeseburgers
Strawberry people with various emotions
Just says “I’m a fucking BITCH and I don’t CARE who knows”
Ones that say TOP or BOTTOM – Nasty Pig

Outstanding Dinner Party Contribution
Chilled rosé
A general knowledge of most media
An empty, clear intestine
A fire extinguisher, you don’t know what they’re equipped with at the home
An EpiPen to share

Most Uncommon Accident
Uh oh! You left your mandoline slicer where your keyboard usually is.
Dog bites your eye and JUST your eye.
You drop baby, but it’s totally unharmed BUT it lands on a button opening a trap door and you fall in ass-first. Baby still good — better even. Laughing!
Smacked with whole tuna fish after pissing off guy holding whole tuna fish.
You’re having a sandwich and washing it down with the soda, but you accidentally bite down into the CAN of soda, swallowing aluminum!!!!! Now every time you go through TSA it beeps!

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Best Thing That Could Change Your Life for Two Weeks
Ube (and if you don’t know, that’s a yam from the Philippines)
Air fryer
A crush that doesn’t care if you live or die, Jacob
Let Them by Mel Robbins
New girl at work…What’s her deal? “Rachel” …

Best Thing That Could Change Your Life Permanently
Rehab
Surprise! Your rich uncle died (with no kids)…you’re the sole inheritor but…you have a horrible gambling addiction so..this blessing has become a curse…
Surgery, all
Ayahuasca, for sure
You made a really close friend, putting yourself out there as an adult, which is hard! And it really paid off 🙂

The Bootylicious Prize for Is a Word Now
Slayyyter
Microdermabrasion
Legiterally
Framemog
Tea

The Mouse in the House Award for Quiet but Powerful
Unionizing the workplace
A fart after eating a cucumber
Amal Clooney
The Bene Gesserit (until they’re NOT)
Dialogue in any prestige TV show such as Slow Horses on Apple TV (never seen this)

Best Little Creature
Grogu
Hamsters, non-violent
Rocky – Project Hail Mary
Toad – Mario
The Miniature Wife on Peacock

Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That’s Doing You No Favors
Flannel sheets
Waiting for Dorit
Waiting on the world to change
“Waiting on the woooorld to change” – John Mayer
That lack of confidence! You got this diva! So many of your friends love you, and those that don’t pay them no mind! <3

A.K.A. Award for Other Way to Say That
“I’m gonna head back to the hotel,” a.k.a. “I’m going to jerk it.”
“That’s tea,” a.k.a. “I agree” – Young Gay
“That’s to die for!” a.k.a. That’s good!” – Old Gay
“Divalicious!” a.k.a. “Sounds good to me!’ – Stupid Gay
“K.” a.k.a. “Sounds bad” – Phone

Best Celebrity Nature Name
The Rock
Sky Ferreira
Ivy Wolk
Tree Paine
Gorillaz

Best Way to Ride With Your Bitches
The train to the beach
Speedboat, arms linked, but wait, who’s steering? — AHHHHH!
Zooted off an edible, we’re all Clear and PreCheck, let’s go! Mexico City ain’t ready for us! (We’re four white gays in our forties)
Beer bike bar tour in a former Confederate city (We’re four white women in our forties, everyone cowering in fear)
In a line all marching toward the queen (You’re an ant). “We love her! We serve her!” (Each of you carrying a giant crumb)

“I Love You Award” for Best Three Words Together
It’s barely noticeable
My bill passed
Orange Vanilla Cokezero
Boarding Group 7
MOVE! THAT! BUS!

Most Beautiful Name for a Daughter You Haven’t Even Thought of Yet
Ricochet
Gelateria
Peetsa (pronounced “Pizza”)
Bugonia
Clairo

Shhh Don’t Repeat This Award for Rumor We Are Making Up
Wordle is collecting all of our data
You can swallow gum and it comes right out
Coke Zero has been proven to flush your body of microplastics
Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont
Kamala Oh, Mary!

Real Housewives Award for Best Way to Start a Confrontation
“So, thank you for meeting me here.”
“You owe me an apology.”
“I am never speaking to you again.”
“No, uh-uh, not here.”
“You’re disgusting and your husband is disgusting and your children are disgusting.”

Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise
M&M’s
The Bronte Sisters
Goosebumps
A24 (movies, merch, and more!)
Golden retrievers

Best Space – Excellence in Outer Space
Project Hail Mary
Gravity by Sandra Bullock
Ham, the outer space chimp (he did die, but not from outer space)
What you’re finally demanding from your sister…now that you’re both in space
Chromatica by Lady Gaga

Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind
Kate McKinnon
Wanda Sykes
Brandi Carlile commune with those amazing twins
The Friend-to-Lover-to-Enemy-to-Friend trope
The WNBA, 83% (conservative estimate)

Best Vibe, Hands Down
Stanley Tucci, when he’s in Italy
Seth Meyers
Kenny Chesney at the Sphere
Just having dinner on Pride weekend while a Sade album plays at a respectful volume. Conversation flowing, no drugs or alcohol in sight. Well, maybe ONE glass of wine!
Mia Calabrese – Summer House

The “God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You” Award for Divinity
Punch the Monkey
Jigglypuff
Sean Evans
Aidy Bryant
Madonna

The Linda Blair Award for Most Terrifying Child or Children in Media
The Children of Weapons
The Child of Adolescence
The Adults of Euphoria Season Three
Teen Zendaya in The Drama
Angelica, Rugrats

The Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media
Bono
Maura Higgins
The city of Boston
Soda bread
Beautiful sheep

Scariest Moment in History
We didn’t know a dog was home
Several different parts of The Ring depending on your POV
Getting this text: “Hi, this is Cory Booker”
Dec. 31, 1999
Hereditary lil diva head come off

The Break Me Off a Piece of That Award for Man We Wanna Dip in the Chocolate
Mike White, abs now – Survivor
Mr. Peanut, clothes off, and hat too. As for your cane, there’s a place for that at the door.
Simon Cowell (2004)
Hot Squidward
Hasan Piker, they can never get my king

PDA of the Year
Coldplay Jumbotron Supascandal
Timothée thanking his partner of three years (Kylie Jenner)
Madison Chock and Evan Bates, ice dancing
Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont
The Pregnancy Discrimination Act

Most Poignant Title
The Hunting Wives (Are the wives doing the hunting, or are they being huntéd?)
Heated Rivalry (I believe this is a double entendre)
Pluribus (Because “plur”)
One Battle After Another (It really do be that way sometimes, huh?)
Scarpetta (Any questions?)

Tokyo Disneysea Land of Great Beauty Award
Antarctica
Dyker Heights during Christmas
Roku City
Everything the sun touches, and on that note, Pride Rock
Forest where Shakespeare’s wife gives brith to Hamnet (near the big hole)

Fantasia Barrino Award for Vocal Oomph
Alex Newell – Shucked
Gandalf
The Bene Gesserit
Charlotte screaming “NO!!!” At Mr. Big
Toad scream – Mario

Favorite Room in the House, If We’re Being So Real
Kitchen area
Host’s bedroom during the party (We’re kissing)
Does the pool count?
Guest house, yeah I grew up with a guest house, it was sick
Billiards room, yeah I grew up with a billiards room, but I’m just like you, I called it pool

Claudia Winkleman Award for Excellence in Bangs
Ivy Wolk
Catherine Zeta-Jones – Chicago
Michelle Obama for a second, if you remember
Lord Farquaad – Shrek
Lisa (Blackpink) go over the eyebrows

Feelings We Have and Are Ready to Say
It’s you. It’s always been you.
I think we were too hard on Monica Lewinsky.
Yes, I’m gay.
American Nationalism is a lie. But it’s 3pm, 4th of July and I want a hot dog, beautiful
Remember before, when I apologized for being wrong? Well, I don’t think I was wrong. I think you were wrong. And you owe me an apology.

Best Neckline
Deep V
Mock turtle
Classic crew, ugh. They really found it there.
One that swoops down to the belly button on a red carpet, such as J. Lo
Blazer, no shirt on a red carpet, such as gay guy

Sound Only We Can Hear
Addison Rae’s whistle tones
That humming sound. Do you hear that humming sound? Is it the AC? It’s like a loud humming sound, like “waërrrrwwwwww”?
Neighbor’s ‘gasm
My dog telling me to kill
The difference between good jazz and bad jazz

Best Picture – Literal Picture
Olivia Rodrigo – You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love album cover
Official Ella McCay movie poster
Vintage Splash Mountain on-ride photo with cousin we don’t speak to anymore
One of Paul Mescal and Gracie Abrams together
Charles Melton i-D magazine cover

Most Fun Activity in Theory
Birthday at an indoor skydiving place
“Shall we have a footrace?!”
Olive Garden if you love shitting right away
Barbecue down at the nude beach
Dinner party with a chef (what if it’s bad, even though he’s a chef?)

What to Say When the Group Picture Is Taking a Bit Too Long
“Okay…”
“I think we got it”
“A silly one and then we’re done”
“Lauren’s phone actually has the better camera”
“I can take it… I don’t mind taking it…”

Craziest Car Passenger Behavior
Eating soup in car
“You have to go over!!” (You don’t)
Screaming, fighting with your brother, he is 6 and you are 8
Slowly psychologically breaking down your mother, you’re a psychopath… you are 6
All the wrong words to “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!”

Pornhub Category We Would Never Click On
Two guys who are both teacher. Who’s the one learning?
Police officers bukkake, ultimately copaganda
Softcore, what is this… TV?
Solo, for what I’m paying
When the thumbnail has the guy with too many veins in his head

Seashell Award for Thing That Simply Will Not Matter Later
Button that is extra on shirt
Birthday card from Grandma. She doesn’t remember writing this, so why should you keep it? Sorry, Grandma… Love you bitch
Receipts, and also “receipts”
Shirt from the 5K your family ran together
College

Top Fact About Greta Gerwig That You May Not Know
She’s married to Noah Klumbutch
Avid dinner fan
Net worth between 16 and 25 million via AI overview
Has a cameo in the “Dance the Night” music video starring Dua Lipa
Unavailable to attend The Culture Awards due to commitments filming NARNIA

Medieval Times Award for Best Restaurant Experience
Is there a doctor in the house?! (And there is)
Hibachi
It’s gonna be a two-hour wait but there are seats at the bar and the bar in incredible
Eataly, legit
Drinking around the world? Have you heard of EATING around the world? EPCOT has amazing restaurants!

Arguably the Best Choice Natalie Portman Has Made
The scene at the back of the pet shop, when she fully goes for it by herself, you now what I’m saying? – May/December
“Natalie’s Rap,” all
To do those Miss Dior campaigns, Mama is glowing. REALLY underrated
One thing you have to give Amidala is her COSTUMES. They are unforgettable.
Sobbing while shaving head in… what’s that movie? It’s something about “November”…

Dentist Award for Most Intimate Interaction I’ve Had in Months
Chatty Uber driver
Elective colonoscopy, no sedation
Waiter who kneels at the table
TSA just because I made it beep
This category actually isn’t even funny because there is a male loneliness epidemic and we need to talk more about that

Hilary Duff Award for Millennial Excellence
Indoor fern
Gentle parenting but it backfires
The gold lamé pant from American Apparel
The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt
TRL. God, the energy in that room…

Best Disney Hotel for Intercourse, Sex, or Lovemaking
Animal Kingdom Lodge, amongst the beasts
The Swan
The Dolphin
Assorted Disney cruise ships – at sea
Star Wars Hotel (RIP this one was really hot)

Funniest Sign Outside a Coffee Shop
“With so much violence, the world is a latte!!!”
“Come and flick our bean… our coffee bean!!!”
“Covfefe!!!”
“Take this as a sign from the universe… You need a cold brew!!!”
“If he doesn’t drink coffee… dump him!!!”

Outstanding Thing to Say When Forgetting Someone’s Name
What would you say your name is… if you had to guess?
(Long pause) …6, 7…
Have grace! I’m face blind and name deaf so you’re not allowed to not let me forget your name!
Don’t tell me… I almost have it… is it… January?
Enough lies! I don’t remember your name, and if that’s a crime then lock me up!

Y’all Know I’m Canada Down Award for Y’all Know I’m Canada Down
Rachel McAdams (people forget)
Milk in a bag
Men of Vancouver
Social safety net, must be nice
Katy Perry’s boyfriend, who opted for noodles on the ground at Coachella and looks to be in his twenties!

Classiest Way to Refer to Breast in Conversation
Front Ass
Chesticles
Sweater puppies
Milk Bags, Canada
The source of my back pain

The Shrek Award for Top Thing We Want to Do to That Green Guy
I get as close as possible to his hips without kissing him at a restaurant in public. Maximum romance, with everyone watching. He smells like onions.
Double-sided dildo. Fiona chained to a radiator in the corner, watching (she wanted to, she likes this, she had the initial idea).
We’re in line at the market. It’s a long checkout line. I turn around and tell him, “Keep that green thang in your pants, those fat fingers will do.” I’m always saying stuff like this to him.
Shrek and I tell Donkey, yeah go make those waffles, and while he’s making the waffles, we fuck to the soundtrack of Shrek, the movie he’s in.
It’s important to stress that consent for all parties is the priority in these scenarios. Except for when we do consensual non-consent, where non-consent is part of the agreed-upon play. Anyway, choking.

Black Spot Award for Worst Omen
Crow hits the window
Red sky at night? Well, for me, as a sailor, that’s a delight. Red sky in the morning? Well, for me, as a sailor, that’s a warning.
Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau, geopolitical omen!
You see the Jumanji board game and you hear a beating drum
You say the name “Macbeth” in a a thea- Oh!

You Know, Michael Jordan Played Baseball Award for They Also Do This
Padma Lakshmi: hosting, knowing every spice, and comedy
Amanda Seyfried and that dulcimer
Stanley Tucci: acting, food, straight gay icon
Wallace Shawn: playwright, activist, saying “Inconceivable!”
Pikachu: detective, electric-type Pokémon

Best Way to Be Whilst Flirting
Tossing hair from one side to the other in one fell swoop
Light laughter AKA titter
Extremely forward/vulgar
Spaghetti, if dog on date with dog
Being Kate Hudson

Jaws Award for Water Diva
Me, when I was young. They used to call me a fish at the beach!
Whales. Sing it, diva!
Orcas. Protect us, diva!
Seals. You too, little girls!
I’ll tell you who’s always wet! Colin Firth! Again! (What can we say? He’s the king! Of water-based pratfalls, that is!)

Best Love, Actually Plot
Porn stand-ins
Four words: “Prime Minister Hugh Grant”
Four words: “Laura Linney’s tough brother”
Emma Thompson destroyed by Alan Rickman to Joni Mitchell
Colin Firth haplessly falling in the water (He’s the king! Of water-based pratfalls!!! Is the man ever dry?! We love him.)

Best Nut
Flat on your back. It’s been four days… even a thought would make you go hands-free
Quick, discreet, on vacation with family
After a heated fight, even though that’s toxic… I know, I know, that’s toxic
Big pecan
Self-suck

Best Milk
In a bag – Canada
Harvey
I’m on all fours blindfolded, I hear rushing water but Im not sure where it’s coming from
The one after someone first thought to pull the udder to get it
Cock in hand, pain in heart

Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact
Malala
The Miniature Wife on Peacock
Jo Firestone – Peacock
That girl from Duolingo (the owl)
Kirby when they suck up a tiny woman who has huge impact

Allison Williams Cool Girl Award
Rosalina – Mario
Chase Infiniti
Chase Sui Wonders
Feyre Archeron – A Court of Thorns and Roses
Ciara Miller

Rob Rausch Award for Excellence in Dickmatization
The Notorious B.I.G.
Rob Rausch
Tony Soprano
Sawyer from Lost
Alexander Skarsgård

Most Triggered, Activated, and Dysregulated I was This Year
Christmas Eve – I have no gifts, I get to the mall, it’s closed – closed at 5
I go see Bugonia, running late, that’s fine, there’s trailers. Then I get there and there’s no trailers this one time. And then the movie itself…
Boyfriend being quiet for no reason
Stepped on a key and cut my finger
I’m having a tough day, I order a sandwich and I say no mayo but it comes with mayo, what am I supposed to do?

Most Iconic Exchange of Words
“Whole.” “Did you say whole or oat?” “I said whole!” “Okay, perfect. Whole.”
“Flip it around — Wicked Witch!” *Audience audibly gasps*
“I’m a mom.” “…Mamacita.” “No, I’m a Mommy.” “Mom? Of what, a dog?” “No, like a human child.” – Love Island
Angels in America
“And the hilarious Ross Matthews. Now Ross, have you ever been to outer space?” “No but I’ve seen your anus!” *Ru laughs*

Vacation Styles
Beach, gay
Beach, family
Intrepid theme park marathon
White Lotus/murder
Niche theater festival

Of the Following, Which is the State Capital of Kansas? (Circle One.)
Indianpolis
Budapest
Topeka
Kansas City
Kansas

Best Breakfast
David’s Bar
David’s “bar” 😉
Coffee, no food, and everyone giving you attitude
Cold piece of pizza, when oh when is she getting her life together. We’re all rooting for her. But she has to root for herself.
Salmon on The Traitors

Best Dinner
One with a proposal two tables over… so wonderful — reminds me of how we used to be
Steak au poivre
At Sardi’s after an amazing Broadway show, god this city is so full of life!
Whatever it is, you cooked it and you beat Bobby Flay
Spaghetti & Meatballs (feat. Sauce)

Best Lunch
Liquid 😉
Hot dog, 3pm, 4th of July, beautiful
Bag of chips and assorted grapes on train
With the girls… it’s been a while… we need to catch up. The last few times have been nice… but there was something unsaid. Are we drifting apart as we’re growing older? Anyway, four mimosas please!
A mother’s soup

Best Beverage – Human
Oolong
Celsius, but this is America… Can’t we call it Fahrenheit!
Milk straight out of the gallon if you’re a hot boy with your shirt off
V8, and fuck you if you wanna argue with us, take it to the comments. Fuck you!
Iced Americano with coconut water (I am a millionaire)

Best Beverage – Vampire
Girls’ blood
Boys’ blood
Non-binary children’s blood (vampires of a new generation)
TRUE BLOOD
Orange soda… just try it, girl. What’s gonna happen? You DIE?!

Sesame Street Award for Great F*ckin Group of Guys
Down at the fire department
The strangers who get out of the car when something is wrong with your car
MUNA
P-Town
The Terracotta Warriors of China

Best Sauce
Red
White
Secret
Meat
Secret Meat

Most Girls Award
Katseye
At least 20
“Most Girls” by P!nk
Jurassic Park
Factories during WWII

The All Good Either Way Award for Bisexuality in Media
Hannah Einbinder
We think The Rock from Moana live actionx
Julian Shapiro-Barnum – Recess Therapy
We heard Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove
Every character on Industry based on what the plot requires

Brat Who Needs a Spanking Award
Timothée Chalamet
RizGod – Survivor
Jacob, you know who you are
Rob Rausch
Lil avocado who is a man on graphic socks

Yesssssssss!!!! Award for Girl We Learned About This Year (And Loved)
Alysa Liu
Olandria – Love Island
Sara Pidgeon – Love Story
RHORI
Jane Eyre

Best Stage Direction
They share a glance.
A beat.
She throws her bagel at him.
They die in his arms.
Harper and Yasmin take each other in, realizing they’ve grown into far different women than the girls they started out as on the trading floor.

Best Part of “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” Song
“I would like a ring/I would like a diamond ring”
“Baby!”
“Where the hell is my husband?”
“Ohhh wahooo” (background)
“I would like a ring/I would like a diamond ring” (Even better the second time)

Best Thing to Say to a Gay Guy
Hey, diva
Did you lose weight?
Did you gain weight?
Niecy Nash-Betts is here and she wants to talk to you.
You can breathe now, Simon – Love, Simon

Mamma Mia 2 Award for Here We Go Again
Mondays
Underestimating Cirie?! You will pay for this, history has shown!
Emerald Fennell has a big idea
Someone does well on America’s Got Talent despite their challenges in life and Howie Mandel’s reservations
High profile politician snorts, eats, fucks, or kills something they should not have

Album of the Year
Midnight Sun – Zara Larsson
Lux – Rosalía
WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA – Slayyyter
Slayyyter’s old stuff, actually, as well. Give Troubled Paradise a listen. A great way in.
Bing Crosby, all

Best Gay Guy – Normal
Jacob
My “doctor” who is actually a PA
My “midwife” who is actually a doctor
My “pharmacist” who is actually my drug dealer
That guy walking fast. Just seems gay to me. Oh, run already!

Best Gay Guy – Famous
Troye Sivan
Frank Ocean
Style Superstar Carson Kressley
The Hilarious Ross Matthews
Jafar

Best Gay Guy – Somewhere in Between
Jared
Sam Taggart
Oooohh Pit Crew!
Kirby when they suck up Sam Taggart
Four people on The Great British Bake Off on any given season and NOT the ones you’re thinking!!

When Girls Come Together They Can Do Anything Award
Girl Scout cookies
“Pinky Up” by KATSEYE
Witchcraft/lesbian synchronized orgasm
All’s Fair press tour
Wuthering Heights ($240.4 million worldwide)

Artist of the Millennium
Jeff Koons
MsMojo
Laura Dern
Jackie Chan
RuPaul

The Greatest Showman
Jasmine Amy Rogers AKA Boop!
Seth MacFarlane this whole time
Nathan Lane
Kermit
Brittany Broski

Best News We Heard
Weird straight guy from high school is gay now, which really makes the weird make sense…
“Chris Fleming isn’t actually serious when he says all that mean crazy stuff. It’s just his style! When Chris takes the stage? No one is safe. Did you hear what he said about Seth Meyers? It was brutal! And if Seth took it seriously, Chris would never be booked on a show again.” — a YouTube comment
Elizabeth Olsen has twin sisters?!
Zosia Mamet marked safe from Lena Dunham’s book. They could never get my queen.
There is a big sale at our favorite store

Best New Artist
Stacey Rusch
Zohran Mamdani
Katherine LaNasa
Maria Mindelle
Ditto – Pokopia

Outfit of the Year
Aunt Gladys – Weapons
Jacob Elordi leaving an airport
Carolyn Bessette’s argument chic in Battery Park
Billie Eilish as One Less Lonely Girl – Coachella
Jeff Probst for the last 50 seasons of Survivor

Best Category
Most Triggered, Activated and Dysregulated I Was This Year
Best Beverage – Vampires
Mamma Mia 2 Award for Here We Go Again
The Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media
Vacation Styles

Female Rage Moment of the Year
Lily Allen – West End Girl
Hunting Wives (no one is safe)
Pluribus, when she makes them all wiggle
When Nessarose crashed OUT and dared speak from the Grimmerie – Wicked 2
When Huntrix girl turns into a demon?! – KPop Demon Hunters

Most Surprising Snack
Eric Nam
Pencil-thin straight guy with full-body tattoos and a really mean attitude who gives you the best evening of your life, many times over several years. You’re unsure if his name is Max or Trask, and he lives in Santa Clarita. You have to drive to him… it’s part of what turns you on.
The guy who plays Neville Longbottom, he’s been working out.
Hear me out… gum
Big thing of cottage cheese