Josh Brolin wonders “what the fuck he got himself into” at Peter Thiel’s secret retreat

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    1. Pinksamuraiiiii on

      He’s surprised he got caught? This is like when Ashley Madison got hacked, and all the names got leaked of the cheating husbands. Lol 😆

    2. joeschmoagogo on

      These billionaire bastards’ antics aren’t a secret. People are just now trying to scurry away themselves like rats.

    3. The “aw, shucks! I’m stoopid, don’t mind me. I’m just backpedaling here” defense.

    4. Weimaraner666 on

      Only because he was busted, queue the excuses from the rest of them on TMZ.

    5. Mattie Ross: You must pay for everything in this world, one way or another. There is nothing free, except the grace of God

    6. Probably something along the lines of, “I’m fixin’ to do something dumber than hell, but I’m going anyways.”

    7. Brolin thought the apocalypse worshipper was a comic book character.  

      Thiel thought he was actually Thanos. 

    8. Alternative-Crew-880 on

      Yeah, now that he’s been outed he’s totally wondering. Get fucked.

    9. BusinessPurge on

      Josh Brolin and Sophia Bush are just the cannon fodder to stir up the coverage, while JGL is a true believer.

    10. The PR teams are working overtime on this. Any word from Ezra Klein? Expecting a “I was in Peter Thiel’s Secret Club So You Didn’t Have to Be” sometime soon.

    11. ClosedContent on

      Also note he was perfectly fine keeping it a secret until it recently got exposed…

    12. Megaminimaxi on

      The phrase ‘A secret retreat’ has been extremely tainted in connection with billionaires in the last few years

    13. FakeGirlfriend on

      Those are interesting discussion topics! But unfortunately that crowd would use any insights for evil, exploitation and not like holy shit we need to fix this stuff.

    14. One_Magician_5819 on

      When you are planning on kicking off the apocalypse, and you watch too much tv, you think that Thanos would support you.

      Clearly thanos doesn’t approve of the plan-they probably don’t have all the infinity stones yet.

    15. > He wrote: “I grew up on a horse farm, climbed parts of Everest, given academy awards, been nominated, written a book, had former Poet laureates reach out, been friends with the greatest artists of our time and smoked crack under a car at 3 am in San Francisco.” His application was given a C grade.

      I mean say what you want about him, but at least he wasn’t proclaiming some hare-brained ideological bullshit. All in all, a pretty self-aware assessment.

    16. Ezra Klein definitely got some explaining to do on the next episode…and Joseph Gordon Levitt: Dude…Batman trusted you with the cave….wtf???

    17. Right. The veil has been lifted, so don’t mind the man behind the curtain. So transparent.

    18. its_the_smell on

      Josh Brolin isn’t an oligarch, he probably got invited because the oligarchs thought he was cool and really didn’t know much about it.

    19. He’s just trying to be George Clooney’s character from ‘Hail, Caesar!’. He’s not the fixer, just the dumb actor.

    20. “I grew up on a horse farm, climbed parts of Everest, given academy awards, been nominated, written a book, had former Poet laureates reach out, been friends with the greatest artists of our time and smoked crack under a car at 3 am in San Francisco.”

      That is quite the application.