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    Dave Portnoy Mocked Over Mamdani Mayoral Challenge: ‘I Would Love To Run’


    Dave Portnoy Mocked Over Mamdani Mayoral Challenge: ‘I Would Love To Run’

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    1. NZafe on

      He can run all he wants and he’ll be laughed out of the polls. New Yorkers aren’t stupid and they generally love Mamdani.

    3. AuthorityAnarchyYes on

      I mean… have you SEEN Port-O-Potty “run”? Dude can barely walk fast.

    4. Tmotty on

      The guy from Massachusetts who now lives in Florida (for the tax shelter) is really gonna run in NYC. Please do! Get Mamdani a guaranteed second term

    7. BusGreen7933 on

      I would love to see him crash and burn in the polls. I think he should stick to the pizza reviews.

    9. Lil_Artemis_92 on

      I saw the name Portnoy and was really confused about why Jack Black’s character from *Tropic Thunder* would have anything to say about the mayor of NYC.

    11. pumpkinspruce on

      All Mamdani has to do is run a reel of Portnoy trashing New York and its sports teams. Don’t even have to go deeper than that (though there is a lot of material).

    13. RamonaQ-JunieB on

      I would love to watch him humiliate himself during a campaign against Mayor Mamdani. It would be absolutely amazing to watch. Portnoy is a bullshit artist while the Mayor is actually working for the people of NYC.

    14. DeLoresDelorean on

      The best way to know an online personality is bad at politics, is by him saying they would do a better job in office. He’s an overpaid clown with hot takes. If he wants to get into politics, he should start a the bottom.

    15. WildMajesticUnicorn on

      What if the least likable man ran against the most likable man?

      Look, I know terrible people can win and popular politicians can fade, but wow this would be a mismatched race.

    16. oh_please_god_no on

      ***sees how much popularity and momentum the democratic socialists are having*** “yes I think I can beat this”

    20. pirate-minded on

      This is one of those rare moments where you get to find out if someone is in on the joke, or not.

    21. infantgambino on

      Dude who reviews pizza for a living and underpays his workers versus a guy who graduated one of NYC’s most prestigious high schools and had achieved demonstrable results during his time as an assemblyman and mayor. Gee, I wonder who is more equipped to run the biggest city in the country.

    22. According_Jeweler404 on

      The only thing more pathetic than Portnoy’s political aspirations are the low self-esteem yes-men in his orbit who enable his false confidence.

    25. SukkaMadiqe on

      I would love to see this loser run and fall flat on his face. There’s no chance this idiot survives a single debate.

    29. EmergencyJacket207 on

      By all means Dave, run. Please. Waste your money and the money of the morons stupid enough to fund you.

    30. bakeacake45 on

      Mr Portnoh please be informed that no one in NYC “likes” you. They like your money.

      That is all.

    31. DiceMadeOfCheese on

      This dude saw how much press Spencer Pratt got running for mayor of L.A. and thinks it’d be a good way to get more cameras on him.

    33. ElfYamadaFairyQueen on

      Listen he has a lot of things that disqualify him from office, most notably he is a Patriots fan

    38. Sad_Jaguar_5912 on

      I would love to see it happen. He’d get less votes than Spencer Pratt got in LA.