I used to micro dose gold by drinking my friend’s parents’ Goldschlager in middle school, didn’t realize it was a gateway drug
bittermp on
Dude didnt know that gold sinks
BakedPlantains on
Sounds like severe mental health issues. Reminds me of folks in psychosis
particledamage on
I want to feel bad and on some level I do, clearly mental illness was at play, but it’s so… odd how so many mental health issues conveniently pair up with right wing grifts being sold to audiences. Like this dude was pedaling shit with younger men (and boys)…
I wish it didn’t end liek this but it’s hard to have this be the tragedy of the day that I really care about
MeowMeowBiatch on
Okay, so psychosis then?
Miserable-Zombie-121 on
First in my bloodline to read this sentence…

Decent_Assistant1804 on

bbyxmadi on
is disturbing how far some people go to look “attractive”
su1try1obster on
We all want to be a Mistborn
Difficult_Deer6902 on
A modern day Diane de Poitiers.
fraxiiinus on
If he wasn’t hot this would just be another story about a mentally ill junkie.
JungLeo143 on
Au man…
cemxie on
Type of stuff my schizophrenic brother in law believes when he’s in psychosis. I don’t know this person, but I wish he could’ve and would’ve gotten help.
HuMMHallelujah on
R/brandnewsentence
EducationHumble3832 on
I once injected brown for the special power of passing out at a bus stop
I am reminded that first emperor of China was said to take mercury pills as it was thought to extend life. It did not work.
barrhavenite on
Was he also taking meth/ketamine like a lot of these men seem to enjoy doing?
lotterywinner20 on
Who did what and why?
this_curain_buzzez on
Dumbass. Of course you’re gonna sink if you inject METAL into your veins.
You gotta inject AIR so that you FLOAT.
avoidlosing on
Connor Murphy was an infamously stinky youtuber during the “aesthetic/gains” period on that platform. he who would go around interviewing women and then rip his shirt off and flex for them. He went viral on youtube briefly, became a meme, and spent many years trying to chase those old numbers. He disappeared for a while and then came back as a passport bro/IRL streamer.
for a few years, connor has come back on social media, but it’s been about domestic violence, drug use, drinking his own pee, and his other bodybuilding/passport bro/IRL streamers dying from stuff abroad.
ls7eveen on
>looksmaxxer
Dude was famous online a decade before that term even came about.
MostLight8690 on
We are running out of new sentences at an alarming rate…
31 Comments
Amazing that access to unlimited information has so many entering a new dark ages.
r/brandnewsentence
What the actual fuck
I have no idea what’s going on here…
https://preview.redd.it/lcjyijv8xfch1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=5601cb307647c0ea95e6099a5b4dafa876fb45e3
Actual gold? Makes you so heavy

I used to micro dose gold by drinking my friend’s parents’ Goldschlager in middle school, didn’t realize it was a gateway drug
Dude didnt know that gold sinks
Sounds like severe mental health issues. Reminds me of folks in psychosis
I want to feel bad and on some level I do, clearly mental illness was at play, but it’s so… odd how so many mental health issues conveniently pair up with right wing grifts being sold to audiences. Like this dude was pedaling shit with younger men (and boys)…
I wish it didn’t end liek this but it’s hard to have this be the tragedy of the day that I really care about
Okay, so psychosis then?
First in my bloodline to read this sentence…


is disturbing how far some people go to look “attractive”
We all want to be a Mistborn
A modern day Diane de Poitiers.
If he wasn’t hot this would just be another story about a mentally ill junkie.
Au man…
Type of stuff my schizophrenic brother in law believes when he’s in psychosis. I don’t know this person, but I wish he could’ve and would’ve gotten help.
R/brandnewsentence
I once injected brown for the special power of passing out at a bus stop

https://preview.redd.it/8w8worzwyfch1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=438517b8234e0c9f924ce4914f5dc4907f86477b
I am reminded that first emperor of China was said to take mercury pills as it was thought to extend life. It did not work.
Was he also taking meth/ketamine like a lot of these men seem to enjoy doing?
Who did what and why?
Dumbass. Of course you’re gonna sink if you inject METAL into your veins.
You gotta inject AIR so that you FLOAT.
Connor Murphy was an infamously stinky youtuber during the “aesthetic/gains” period on that platform. he who would go around interviewing women and then rip his shirt off and flex for them. He went viral on youtube briefly, became a meme, and spent many years trying to chase those old numbers. He disappeared for a while and then came back as a passport bro/IRL streamer.
for a few years, connor has come back on social media, but it’s been about domestic violence, drug use, drinking his own pee, and his other bodybuilding/passport bro/IRL streamers dying from stuff abroad.
>looksmaxxer
Dude was famous online a decade before that term even came about.
We are running out of new sentences at an alarming rate…
https://preview.redd.it/nq5uh2wq2gch1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a05f8bcd6f61ce782eda11fcefa47804912fc5