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    1. i hate sardines? i live on a budget, no restaurants, so i eat from a tin. sure if i was near the ocean, met a fisherman, get the proper fish, i'd love sardines, but i get tins, and its an enormous faff, to debone them. they disintegrate. so i buy tuna or mackerel, they are deboned, and i can eat them. if i make tuna and mayo? i add soft butter into that mix. try it. it tastes so creamy. i eat all fish, but i hate the bones. when you have to sit like a surgeon, getting pin bones out – its a nightmare. then you always miss a few. i used to buy a roll in Glasgow, Inglefield street roll. they made wonderful rolls. i moved away. i still wish i could order them. I make my own? a morton roll, with tuna mayo, beetroot, tomato, lettuce, onion, it was squished down, left for five minutes? and then you eat it. Fkin amaze ballz. they would sell it for 75p. it now must be treble? they probably still are there but i have not been in Glasgow for 15 years.

    2. Fallon has no game. The obvious bit – after Kunis says, "Almost, like, a rye bread" – is to go, "Almost, like? DEFINITELY RYE BREAD FOR ME, WEAKLING"

    3. You should come to Portugal sweetheart, you'd have an orgasm with our bbq sardines at the street parties ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽก๐ŸŽช๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ

    4. Wow what an insightful conversation. Wife of a pedo talking to a pedo about sardines while the crowd goes wild. America is brutal