Marcello Hernandez on dating cultures in different places: “In Miami, if you wanna date a girl, you go, ‘let’s go eat sushi, let’s live this adult romantic experience.’ In Cleveland, they’re like, ‘you wanna go with me to Chipotle? We’re gonna walk.’”
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I’m from Cleveland and this is absolutely accurate lol. We are a very casual city and we do love Chipotle
Wow. As a Clevelander…
…yeah alright, that’s fair.
His entire episode was so funny!
It’s all about what you’re used to. When I lived in a small town in northern Wisconsin, I would’ve killed a man with my bare hands for a nearby Chipotle. We had zero restaurants in town (but two bars). There was nowhere to go for lunch but the nature just outside was incredible.
Now that I’m back in a metro area, they’re building a Chipotle down the road and I couldn’t care less. We have several local taco places and they kick ass.
At the end of the day, we’re all different. Sometimes you want something non-authentic and that is A-OK. There’s something to like about the local vibe wherever you are.
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The ladies are drooling over the sugar shot over on TikTok. Just in case anyone wants to go look that up. Or clip it
At first I was stoked that this guy was blowing up bc he went to school in Cleveland so I thought it was cool he’s from around here. But then he just started shitting all over it. Talk about picking ip the ladder behind you
Life long Clevelander here. This checks out.
That does sound like the Ohio dating experience.
This doesn’t match my experience living in Cleveland at all
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The bro accent 😂😂😂😂😂
I live outside of Cleveland and I like sushi. But also I’m fine with just picking something up? It’s really not about going OUT. It depends who you are going out with, why, and what the vibe is.
This kids like 12 lol
Checks out , but note he’s referring to 19 year old college students
Offering a Chipotle date in California would probably get you blocked immediately
I think this guy made me realize how much of american comedy is just saying/inventing stereotypes and then acting like theyre true with absolute confidence
Uh, I think dating in Miami is a very VERY different experience if you have money or not lol. If you’re not rich literally everything I’ve seen/heard is that it’s the most materialistic place on the planet and everything is hyper transactional.
I think I’m good with Chipotle and a walk, lol.
Damn, West 41st and Storer? I used to live in one of those houses on the left and I helped put a new roof on that church.
He’s so attractive 😭
He talks about going to college in Cleveland in his standup special. It’s very funny and accurate sounding as someone from Cleveland.
What I still don’t get is how he ended up at a pretty small college up here! He’s never said what made him pick that school.
Is he doing a Sebastian Maniscalco impression? Please give Sebastian every opportunity that this hack has.
I live in Alabama and it’s considered a late night out if you happened to be doing something past 8pm on a Friday lol.
I went to school in central PA, I’m from the jersey shore. Definitely the same kind of experience where I’m dressing to the 9s wearing heels and boys are wearing hoodies lol
I’m sick of this blatantly incorrect information about Cleveland! We don’t walk anywhere! We’re gonna drive to Chipotle, man
Is this peak comedy ?
Visiting family in Cleveland, was recommended a Chipotle this week.
So we’re not adults because we walk? Or because we like Chipotle?
ok but did he wear a lil button down lil tight pant lil white sneakers lil jacket lil button down tight pant or naw
Miami sounds like a dating hell hole anyway so whatever. They live in a bubble