Jimmy Kimmel shares an update regarding Sen. Mitch McConnell to his IG: “For those asking, Mitch and I are feeling better, stronger, sexier and still technically alive every day!”
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Jimmy Kimmel shares an update regarding Sen. Mitch McConnell to his IG: “For those asking, Mitch and I are feeling better, stronger, sexier and still technically alive every day!”
Posted by cmaia1503
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So good to see Mitch alive in different angles!
Kimmel trolling I love it
They’re not even **realistic** fake photos.
I won’t write a shpiel here because I have elsewhere- but these are the most canned, fake pics you could get. How hard would it be to give him a hospital bracelet? Little oxygen cannulas for one of those portable mini oxygens? (I had pneumonia for 14 weeks in hospital, and was on those little oxygens until I was well enough not to… at least make it look believable, fuckers.)
It’s like that one lady’s article. I knew I’d have to watch these jackasses destroy everything, I just had no idea they’d be so pathetically **bad** at stuff. Like, fuck, at least use an actor that looks like him and blend that together with the photoshop/AI, like they do in the movies. This is embarrassingly bad propaganda.
This one is more believable than the “new” fake picture. Thanks Jimmy.
He has not looked this alert in a decade. There’s something very suspicious about these proof of life pictures
What on earth !? Is he alive really?
Who is the beautiful woman next to old man?
Why does Mitch have the same distant look and facial expression in both proof of life photos that they’ve published?
Also, he looks like he was embalmed as part of his physical therapy.
It’s true, I was there and he couldn’t stop raving about how aware of his surroundings and coherent he is!
Technically alive. The best kind of alive.
Schrödinger’s Mitch